I hate Christmas

Yes I bloody well do!

Here are the reasons

1-I MISS MY CATS! I don't have them for Catmus :(
2- I have no flat in which to put a tree and decorations up and shit
3- I have no job!
4- I have no money!
5- I owe money to Gaz for lending some for Raes birthday and shit like that
6- Every fucker else around has money and I don't
7- I can't visit my mummy this year as I am poor :'(
8- I haven't got much for anyone

SO HALLELUJAH to fucking Christmas! >:(

Now I am coughing up blood because I have coughed all pissing day! I also had 2 nose bleeds and I think I *may* be stressed-hah! I FEEL LIKE STRESSED-BLOODY-ERIC!

I also have a terrible fever and a headache, due to the coughing.
I can't go to the doctors either as I have no money to buy the prescription

Life is a barrel of bloody laughs right now

I have mood swings all the time, I am irritable and I want to burn everything around me
*sigh* I'll go to bed and not wake up again I think.....

Feeling sorry for myself-change the record woman!

06/11/08

***Angst alert! Turn back now!***

I'm probably having one of the worst times in my life recently. I've been far too picky about the place I've been looking to go and move into-I wanted it so I could have my cats there aswell, but that isn't possible.

Gaz sent me a link to a site that had a cheap studio flat, so I guess that's a hint :s I've been looking for somewhere, but with the impending doom of having to change jobs it's not been high priority for me to find somewhere else because I thought I was semi-safe with Gaz...this now isn't really true. Sonow it's back to paranoia land and the world of uncertain

I'm going to have to do some pretty quick shifting really and see if I can get 2 or 3 jobs so I can afford to have my cats in a new place-I'll even resort to dressing up in a sandwich board and selling things on the streets to do that-hopefully not myself though, I don't think a fiver a day is going to help with living expenses tbh.

I'm so upset and it feels like my insides have been filled with cold cement

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On a happier note-I'm going out for the Pru's 22nd! This makes me a bit happier inside and I shall go out and enjoy myself

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PRUUU!!

xxx

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE...erm...PC!

I AM GOING TO BLOW MY FRICKING MIND!

This is why:

Man came to work, cloned old pc to put info in new pc...things went wrong...very wrong, so I has wrote email!

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Hello *****!

I know you are on a job at the moment so I thought it'd be best to email a description of the things that have happened. I was just typing an email up when the computer decided to switch itself off, it wasn't like a proper 'shut down' though as it came on again pretty quickly. It auto-restarted and a blue screen appeared with lots of information on it.
Before it dissapeared and the PC turned itself off again I saw it say 'please contact your system provider' and the words 'XP updates'

When the screen came on it then said One of the files containing the system's registry data had to be recovered by use of a log or alternate copy. The result was successful This message has now popped up twice.*

I am going to be leaving the PC for now as I don't really want to be messing with it in case something goes wrong.
These are the things I have done since you left today:

I have wrote 1 email (2-including this one)

I have installed Firefox as I wanted to see if internet explorer was playing up because of the problems with BT I've been having. It isn't BT apparently as I have asked someone else to have a look on their PC and they have been anble to open my folders and get access to all the messages in the inbox too.

Firefox also won't open the emails, so I'm a little worried as to what the problem actually is and why I can't open my emails via the BT link. (I shall keep trying again tomorrow)

I have opened a few old artworks I haven't installed anything new, other than Firefox.

So, if you can just email me back that'd be great as I have no idea why all of that information came up on the blue screen and why it's said that message above twice to me.

Also I had a number of fonts I had installed on the old PC and they don't seem to be on here-I take it you just copied files over?

Also I still cannot scan. The folder that the scanner and the pc share is called: //MFP_00F49888/file_share/ I've found that info off the printer/scanner-that's where all the information is stored, is there any way to get the info back on here? Or will I need the old PC back to get all the artwork I scanned over on it previously? Can I make a new network for the PC and scanner that I can use today to start scanning afresh as I need to send artwork for approval to people and am a little stuck

Thanks to you very muchly!

Katania.S. aka the poor bitch you have given this pc-from-hell to

*It has also done it this morning after turning the pc on first thing, so something is obviously wrong with it.

A friend of mine also said:

(Insert from Ace!)

Hi, Kat. My guess is that if someone tried to "clone the information"by just copying all the files, including windows, then it won't work.windows has to be installed fresh, because it's a different computer.or maybe they overwrote some system files on the new pc when they didthe copy (which might have screwed up the registry for example). Is btconnect a web interface thing? maybe the pc isn't set right foraccessing network or internet sites.

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SO I MAY JUST FUCKING KILL THE DAMNED THING! You want me to go mad, don't you? That's what you want isn't it? Huh, huh, HUH?!

No Halloweening for me

Thursday 30/10/08

No halloweening for me tomorrow, this makes me very sad inside. Me and Pru would only have a couple of hours anyway and I need more than that to run around in a very mad manner. So I will not be doing anything remotely halloweeny now, which is very sad for me.
Gaz also promised that we'd go to Thorpe Park...that isn't happening-so...bit fucking fed up to be honest with you.

TODAY:

God I was so immensely pissed off at the new pc for work-but did anyone care? Nope! It drives me up the pissing wall because I know for a fact that it's been set up all wrong, it doesn't have error message after error message for no good reason-I mean maybe in the grand scheme of things an error message (by some really weird coincidence) actually means there is a fucking ERROR!!!

I have been speaking like a computer to Pru aswell. I was discussing who I would like to Ctrl+Alt+Delete and then who I would like to ESCAPE from...I think maybe my brain needs a time out....mmmm....time outs...I haven't had one of those bugger for years!

I enjoyed doing 'credit control' today and ringing customers and yelling on answer machines about them owing money. One guy came in about 3 hours after I left the message to pay in PERSON rather than send a cheque-the power of Kat that is. I didn't enjoy the phone call I had earlier in the day though which went along the lines of,

'So...you print and embroider things?'
'Yes we do. Is there anything I can help you with at all?'
'Well that sounds promising! And your name is?'
'Uh...Kat'
'C or a K?'
'It's a K. Now can I help you with anything or-?'
'Oh yeah, sorry! I'd like a quote and stuff'
'Okay. Printing or embroidering? Logo?'
'Well...I haven't decided yet...'
'Well, I'm afraid I can't really help you then'
'So,uh, if I came in and took my shirt off for you-would you embroider it?'
'We don't do items less than 10 I'm afraid, there would be a surcharge'
'So, uh, you wouldn't want me to take my shirt off?'
'As I said-there would be a surcharge for embroidering a single-'
'I'm actually trying to flirt with you'
'Oh were you? I do apologise.'
'Is that it?'
'Yes-oh one more thing-sod off. Have a nice day.'

I have an idea which company he was from and needless to say I shall be making very sure that I mention the call when I next see them...

Oh the joys of being me sometimes....fucking wankers

Halloween!! The 'citement is brewing! RANDOM POST

Actually...mentioning brewing...I realise we have no sugar for my tea....hmmm....this means another Red Bull of course you realise!

Just rambling to myself as is the norm. If noone listens that's okay, they may be missing out on important things in life! Life lessons from Kat...yep...maybe they aren't missing out at all.

I wonder how long it's going to take for me to go completely mad.

Random thoughts throughout the day written down when I say/think them:

I HAVEN'T PASSED THE FUCKING MESSAGE ON, BECAUSE HE'S NOT BEEN IN!
Christ on a fucking bike! Do people have nothing better to do than to ring me and leave inane messages!? FUCK OFF!

Have a nice day :)

What is a Marmoset? Is it a meerkat or a monkey? I've forgotten

SNOWBALLS! YAAAAY :D

I want a snow pony....not a snow man please.

I'M GOING TO MORRISON'S DRESSED AS A PIRATE!!

Gaz got me a costume and everything :)

He can shiver my timbers any day ;)

Red bull....is bad

I'm going to scream and scream 'til I'm sick!

***ANGRY BLOG ALERT!***

Tuesday 28/10/08

I wish I could be like that woman from Hellboy and burst into flames! Grah >:D


I am absolutely pissed off today and want everyone to die in a ball of flame shot out from my eyes in some sort of wicked display of super powers

AAAAAAAAAAAH-OhexceptAlanRickman-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-Andmaybemymum-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And the woman that Jo is serving has a very very annoying voice, nasal in quality and I want to kill her too >:(

*Sigh*

I'm going to leave I think, I can't cope with people not listening to me. Sod them both, they can work together and get nowt done and I can go and hibernate all winter and then wake up in spring.

Bloody horsey people, why do they always sound like they have a ****up their arse?! Graaaah.

And I was in such a good mood earlier :(

'Mirror, mirror on the wall...

...I won't be looking into you at all!'

Damn straight I won't!
I watched 'Mirrors' last night with Pru, was great! The only part I jumped at was the bloody pigeon flying across the screen! Feathery fucker scared me half to death :s

The best part for me was when this...um...lady was on and the dude saw her in the mirror, it was so funny! She was making all scary groany-noises and I was laughing my head off! Pru laughed aswell when at one stage the main character decided to do a classic stupid 'I'm going to go in there' type thing, as you get in all horror movies, I exclaimed 'Fuck that shit!' :D hahah

Damn well wouldn't catch me getting my ass in some scary old burned down mall thing, fuck that for a game of soldiers sweetheart.

FRIDAY: (Yes I know SATURDAY was above....)
I went out...it was GREAT :D
Gaz didn't come as he apparently had a 'headache' (I thought that was a womans excuse? hehe) so I went and met Mr.J and Ree and we mooched to the Swan. I had my favourite shoes on ('love those shoes!') and I looked rather schmart :) I did well on the Itbox on 'Deal or no Deal,' then we decided to have aboooout 7 Apple Sourz? I can't really recall just how many it was...hmmm...nope...no idea. I had 3 Koppenbergs aswell and...um....more too :/ BAD KAT!

So got drunk, had fun, won nowt on the Itbox, got chatted up by Kevin :s good help me and then walked home alone at 2:15am! I took off my heels and left them outside Ree's as I took a rest, forgot to pick them back up, carried on walking to Gaz's and then remembered and had to go back for them-D'oh! Then managed to get the keys in the door (really surprised there is any paint left on the door as I scraped the keys across it, trying desperately to get the key IN the hole.) I did a weird walk over to Poppet's tank, tapped on the glass, called him a 'fucking fuck,' told everything to 'be quiet' that I bumped into and then went to the loo. Gaz popped his head around the door. Apparently it sounded as if I had falled THROUGH the door and it had woken him up :s ooooopsy >.<; BAD KAT!

So then we went to bed, he got up in the middle of the night as I was snoring (I'm so attractive sometimes...) and stayed on the sofa, I woke up feeling as if a herd of wildebeast were using my head as a battering ram...oooooh....see above for what happened Saturday

SUNDAY: (Yes, I know I'm confusing)
I have one permenantly hard nipple, this is worrying. I cannot fathom why it is so but it's making my clothes look odd...I may cellotape it or something :S

I got up late after having played 'Scrabble' with Gaz last night (no euphanism there) and he won, 10 points ahead he was-I swear he cheated! I had words like 'Hempt' and 'Abused' and he had words like 'Cow' and 'Gone' so ladies and gents I think you'll find Mr.G is a dirty cheating scumball....love you dear ^.^*

Talking about ladies and gents...
Men can't laugh at a woman being funny, it just cannot happen-it is VERY annoying for us who are actually rathing charmingly witty [insert self-appraisal here please] I think I shall write something on this to see where mens brains shut off from us...I think it's somewhere along the 'Don't leave the loo seat up' and 'Please can you get me milk from the shops?'

Doing the quiz tonight, I hope we win!!

That's all for now!

Peace & Chicken Grease!

No use crying over spilt milk

*Sigh* What a bastarding week! I am so bloody fed up

So this has been going on:

1, Living with Gaz
2, Feeling ill, grumpy and useless
3, General stupidness increase x 20!
4, Worry about work and life in general
5, Missing the cats so much it makes me sad
6, People pissing me off that normally wouldn't
7, Uncontrolled bursts of rage
8, Gained appetite

So in short this is the temporary (we hope) me

Cross, Fat, Hungry, Sad, Unreasonable.

I think I may see if I can get a little time off and go wandering off on my own and sort my head out. I'm getting really awkward and I don't want this to affect me and Gaz as a couple as he's okay really.

Even the spider doesn't bug me much anymore, the bloody thing comes out a lot more and I stop and have a talk with it-I think I'm missing the cats, this does NOT mean I'm going to get the bloody thing out and cuddle it though-I'll never play the piano again :D

I just want something to look after, I've lost my purpose (nearly wrote porpoise then! I wonder if you can get them as pets...hmmm....) because I have no real home (yeah I live with Gaz but it's not my home) and I am feeling useless and this is making me very short-tempered! I may go out tonight for a few and chill with the gang at the pub, that'll help hopefully. I really really hope noone pisses me off as I may combust!

I have to call Pru at some stage aswell :S sorry Pru's >.<

KWOTW'end

'I can't be arsed'

Well...KPOTW'end

Farewell! OLD POST FOUND and new one written

POST RECOVERED:


Thursday 9th



Konnichiwa ^.^



Last day in my flat tomorrow, ye gads! It's a bit of a scary concept really as I have been living there for a few years now and I shall miss it muchly :(



But-landlords are being cunts so I have to go really. I can't stand to live in a place where the wankers just waltz in as and when they like. I had though about putting some sort of 'trap' in the flat, like a friendly crossbow behind the door-but you guys know me, I am daft enough to walk into said trap and have my eye out-like poor 'Harold' did!

Okay so that was an old postage...

*NEW STUFFS*

15th October, Wednesday (MID WAY THROOOOUGH!)


KWOTW!! I HAVE A FEW!


Pegging
Glory holes
Crotchings!

These are EXCELLENT words and should be used up until next year-please go forth and spread such news to the masses :D

I am addicted to Bomberman, I would like a help clinic to be made please so I can have weekly meetings and learn to prize myself away from Bomberman L!ve

I am living with Gaz, things are going well. I am cooking and cleaning, he makes the occasional tea and coffe, he also provides much amusement when playing car games as I sit and watch him crash.

I haven't wanted to kill him yet, so I think I may keep him :)

That's all for now as I need to work-chow!

'I don't like Mondays'

SUB: In fact, I don't like ANY day without an 'S' in front of it.

Hey all!

Blog tiiiime.

Rod's gone from work, this means dear little me is going to be embroidering like a MOFO! I have cleaned the embroidery bay and tidied everything (I do NOT have OCD before anyone says...I just like things clean, okay!? :p nyah)

Okay so here are my random thoughts for the day:

• I LOVE CALVIN HARRIS! He makes me do a little sex wee in my pants. Especially listening to his uber nice voice (melts)
• Dizzee Rascal feat. Calvin Harris - Dance Wiv Me. Get that on your sound box now!! It's an order :)
• I realise I haven't blogged for a bit, I thought I would be doing this religiously-evidently I am not a good Catholic :/ ah well >.<
• I must start eating properly again, this spasmodic munching is no good!
• I have to worm the cats
• I can't remember where I've put my phone
• Noone will make me a coffee with 4 sugars in it
• I'M GOING TO SEE HARRY HILL LIVE!! OMFG

Okay, so now you know what's happening in my brain today.

I was on a trampoline for the best part of 30 minutes yesterday entertaining the kids in the garden. I also manned the BBQ and successfully managed to feed Me, Helen, Jo, Cressada, Simon (adults-although I'm not really sure I can be counted as one) Jack, Georgia, Georgina, Eddy and Lucy (3yrs) so it wasn't a complete fiasco! I am always good in a crisis :) not my own like, everyone else's I'm fine with though.

Speaking of crisis-

You may have noticed my minor melt down on MSN and Facebook and other places (along the lines of hysterically typing: 'I FUCKING HATE THINGS, JESUS WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE SO MUCH SHIT?!') and various other bouts of rage at life in general. It's mainly because my fucking 'tard of a letting agent has decided to be a cunt and cause me much stress. Oh Kat's not mad enough already so we'll just make her go even more mental, a'thank you!

This weekend was also my last one to drink, and I didn't get drunk! People are tiptoeing around me like I have had my child eaten by a raptor or something :S I'm not really that bad am I?

I have been a liiiiittle tetchy aswell recently, understandably though since I thought I was being evicted on friday (19th! Just gone) so I was growling and stuff. Poor Mr.G-unit has had it in the neck, but he does drive me mad! He is so bloody pedantic about things and I can feel the little tension muscle in my eye going when he does that and I feel as though I want to bite him in a very naughty place.

I have just been asked by Jo if I 'Like Harry Hill?' um...No not really, just going to go all the way to London to see him for the sake of travel really.....

That's all for now!!

Peace and Chicken Grease.

Kat x

Thursday! Mr.Griffiths is back tomorrow :) I'm so sad...

Thursday-My blood is up!

Oh my god I have not laughed in ages as much as I did last night! I rang Soph as I haven't heard/seen from her in an age or two so she picked me up, we sped off, went to hers and then back to mine! Whoop! Had a chinese from the Bamboo House which is THE best ever! I love the place :)



We watched Roadkill, which is a film I never tire of. 'Candy Cane.' It's a good film in my opinion. I whapped the laptop on and we were watching some random-ass stuff on there and laughing. Then I remembered something Gaz showed me (mind out of the gutter people!) and I said to her, 'You know me-I'm weird. Wanna see something funny as hell and promise you won't throw up?' and Soph being Soph...she said 'hell yeah!' so I typed in the following...



http://www.cakefarts.com/



Oh.my.god! How much does that crack me up!? What the FUCK type of sicko gets turned on by that?! Hahaha *is still laughing now* I shall forever remember the words, 'Do you know what I like most? Cake farts' and I think I shall have them engraved upon my tombstone :)

Okay...little far there-sometimes I don't know when to hold back :D



Also, what made me and Soph laugh a bit more was...



http://www.puddingfarts.com/



Oh.my.god again! (Not in a Helen from big brother type way of saying that-it is genuine astonishment!) Sophie's face when she saw that, I laughed so much I cried a bit-the poor cats didn't know what the hell was going on! Bandit 'had one on him' last night aswell and was being funny and running around the place making little 'roaaaaaarwmew' noises (I can only guess that meant 'beep beep' in cat language as he was vrooming about the place)



Yeah I had a few to drink, not many though! I was pretty good I have to say and I was in work for half 7! Yeah!! I have done a fair bit aswell. I also have a TAX REBATE! Get the hell in my pants! I have money to go to Drayton Manor now, I am so happy! I think I can afford the tattoo aswell now, which is good as I was a tad worried.

Mini-rant:

My ex fiance *spits* came in, yes the painfully good looking one with the monster trucks and he got a quote on garments from me because he now has his own business *whoop for you dear -_-;* and he did my head in because he gave me Emma's number and then he got mine off her to text me!! He said 'is that all I'm going to hear from you?' What do you want Steve? For me to say, 'I'm in love with you still, after all this time and I want you back,' because that would be a lie. All I see when I look at you is the cunt that hurt me years ago and while I don't punch you in the face if I see you that does not mean inside me I don't want to rip your juggular out.



There's a great quote somewhere in the book 'Hannibal' my Thomas Harris that says



'He has the ability to appreciate the leg and also note the weak parts in the hamstring,' or something to that effect. This is me.



Okay, so I feel a liiiiittle tetchy today. I have a terrible headache and I am in need of some TLC-cue Gaz coming back tomorrow from holiday :D yay!



I did actually miss him while he was away, which is weird. I didn't miss my ex that much when he went away (and I was with him 3 years!) I don't think this means anything very important, it could be the fact that I'm feeling low and need companionship or something (I sounds like I'm talking about a bloody dog!lol





That'll do me for today

Everyone know's me-but why? DOPPELGANGER!

THURSDAY

Today I sat and thought, 'Why the hell does everyone know me everywhere I go!?' and I mean everywhere aswell! I went on a mini-break to Springfield and people knew me there, then Abber, people knew me there, Birmingham, people knew me there...could it be I am actually the new Truman Show? If so-what the hell is wrong with you people!? >.<

Seriously, it's a liiiittle freaky how everywhere I seem to go people know me and come and chat to me. Now, I am a naturally friendly little lady (5'3-bless) and I love talking to people, but recently it's becoming harder to talk to people because there's so fucking many of them! I have NO idea where I know half of them from and this worries me. I went out last night and some woman said, 'Oh that's Kat! I gotta say hell I haven't seen her since that episode in Reflex...' Say WHUT?! There was no episode in Reflex...was there? I'm sure there is someone out there that looks exactly the same and acts the same aswell!!

WHO ARE YOU?!

Okay, so I'm a little tired today after being out all pissing night (more on this later as my brain is slowly going into *sleep* mode at work-which is bad!) Mr.G is on holiday and this means I have the quiz on Sunday with his mum and dad! I hope Bob (his brother) comes aswell as I like him-he funny :D plus then I can laugh at him using his hands to express himself, that was so funny when he tried to draw a cross :)

I was meant to be going to watch Travis at le weekend...but I aint going! I am brassic this week and I had a tattoo to pay for on Saturday and I have to *have* it aswell :/ yikes! I'm a little worried, my last one was about February? Or maybe not...christ how long ago WAS it? It may have been last year-jesus! If anyone actually knows can they email me? :/

So I'm having my ninja kitty tattoo which is going to hurt like a MOFO as it has a lot of black in it :'( but then I am a glutton for punishment ;) a bit of pain never hurt anyone :p

That's this shitty entry done as I can't think of anything else to say and I have just smudged ink up my cheek and need to get it off before people think I've been sleeping on the desk...no scurb that...*know* I've been sleeping on the desk

I'm all alooooone at work :(

'Who me?'

'Who me?! I didn't change the channel while you were gone...nope...not me....never. Would this face lie?'

Tricksey little kitties'es!

Smokey a.k.a Momo

SMOKEY! Momo :)

Sooty a.k.a Soots and mummy's baby

SOOTY!! She's gorgeous. My baby ^.^

Bandit a.k.a Bandy cat

Isn't he the most handsome cat ever?!

Piccy Pic...I look all freckly >.<

WELLIES! Tuesday...back at work...

***ACE WELLIES!***

Check the wellies!

I got the 'best dressed camper award!' lol. Given to me by a very drunk man :s god bless!

Well that's one of the best pictures from Farmer Phils, the other I'll pop up after as it has me in it *vain* yep :) I look like a 'Scottish Widow' in the black one though. This picture was PRE-Kat-falling-in-the-hole-and-nearly-breaking-her-leg-only-to-be-rescued-by-the-ce-cream-man picture *takes a breath*

I don't think I've ever fallen in a hole before when drinking :s I know I go 'walks' and end up somewhere random and scary! I nearly walked home once (as in back to Devon!) and that was MAD! The drink started to wear off after about the 2nd hour going by. But I don't do things like that anymore :D nope...no sirree...

So what have I been doing this weekend you ask? Well, I shall tell thee:

Friday- I got a bit pissed, NOT at the Swan, but with Matt and Pru! It was great! I won pool baby, it was 2 against 1 aswell-kiss my ass! :P mwahaha. After me and Pru walked back to her car and she informed me of the 'yellow car' game. Which consists of punching someone when you see a yellow car-Odd? Yes.Extremely childish? Yes. My kind of game? Yes. I ended up with a bruised arm as I am shit at the game, so I decided it would be better if we just hit each other if ANYTHING yellow was spotted...

There was a woman wearing a massive yellow top, I was sweating with the effort of holding back to not go over and punch her *laughs wickedly* I felt so bad, there were rozzers* around the corner aswell and I don't think they'd understand the game too well and may lock me up >.<>

Saturday- I got a bit pissed, I went out with Colmo in the early afternoon and had a few drinks at the new Montgomery's bar! Which was nice :) he had lego-resisted the urge to rip open the bag and play with it...

Posting more later as I am not alone (looks round office) I miss my office to myself >.<

*rozzers=police

Alcohol+Kat=

Well here it is, I have a quiet moment so I can write this:

WHAT ALCOHOL MEANS TO ME:

Here's the break down,



Kat+Corona and Lime= VERY good mood !No headache or hangover. This is a good drink!

Kat+Amaretto and Coke=!!WARNING!! Frisk alert! Sex!! You're sweet ass is mine baby :p

Kat+Koppenberg=Lively to begin with, sleepy after. I'll wake p with a headache aswell.

Kat+Red Wine=Moody fucker! Headache in morning aswell as feelings of sickness

Kat+White Wine=Drunk as a skunk in 3 glasses! Lewd behaviour, loudness.No headache.

Kat+Carling=Heavy on the tummy, sluggish and sleepy after a few. Naggy-ness. No headache

Kat+San Miguel=Happy, Happy! This drink acts as energy! Passive-aggressive. No headache.

Kat+Stella=Too many and it's VIOLENCE! But only if provoked. Bad headache

Kat+Jack D's and Coke=Very good mood to begin-destructive! BIG HEADACHE



And there you have it! So now you know when to avoid me, and when to make a move on me!lol.



ALSO:



KWOTW for next week is: Sporadic



Tune in next time...may be another post later as I really do need to catch up on shit!

IT'S FREAKING FRIDAY and also A FREAKING POST! Farmer Phil, Alcohol, Forums and Fun!

Oh yeah I got that Friday feeling:

Hazza ^.^

Ooooh god I love purple *secret grin*

Also yesterday I was feeling excessively happy...this is summed up below:

1, I got to work late
2, Had 3 quotes to do, was tired...had a Relentless
3, Finished quotes in 5 seconds after downing half of can
4, Dealt with an arsehole of a customer that was...well...being an arsehole really
5, Downed rest of can and had a pro plus
6, Had Neil pecking my head on a voice mail (actually as I write this he's leaving another)
7, Downed half on new relentless can
8, Decided to start calling wankers that haven't paid us
9, Finished 2nd can. Rang 'bob' (we'll say this as it's a big company) and bollocked them
10, 2 more pro pluses, decided to go on a forum I've joined and...well...be me but x 10!
11, Another can of relentless gone down...I have skipped to the kitchen...no more now
12, Rod makes me coffee x 2...I am nearly dead x_x
13, I decide it'll be fun to clean the office
14, Bored because office took 10 mins to clean...normally an hour >.<
15, I go home...then go see Gaz...then doze on sofa! I'm tired by then

I am surprised my heart hasn't given out just yet...



Okay so what's happening tonight then...

I am going out playing pool at the lion and Tap! YOWZA! I so rule at pool (yes Shaun, modest again I know! :p) and I can whack all my fave music on the box and go MAD on corona and lime. Isn't it weird that alcohol makes you feel different things? Depending on what it is. I think I'll make a 'Alcohol+Kat' post in a bit and then people will know what to expect when they see a certain drink clutched in my hand :)

Rod's just brought me some apple slices, NOM NOM! :D he hates them and gets like a fruit combo pot, I love fruit....mmmm

Okay so-FARMER PHIL:

I went there, I got muddy and came away with a mild sprain as I was a tit and raced the children (NOT MINE!!!) and a couple of security guards (they weren't after me, before you say it!) and I fell in a hole...yep...10 stella's will do that to you. I also have pics now! WOWWY! So uploading shall take place, YOWZA!! haha. I'll fill this in a little more later as I'm going to upload now.

'All that I've got!' Singing my little heart out

Friday-Glad I can chill!

I love 'All that I've got' by 'The Used,' it's a fantastic song!
'I'll be just fine' - that's my saying!hehe.

I have bee singing SO much recently, pleased to say I am actually 'rather' good! I'd love to do a cover of the above-mentioned song *sigh* also I love 'Rise Against' as they make me feel all tingly inside!hehe.

What's new in the world of Kat you ask? Well, since you asked so nicely-I shall tell you. No longer single, decided to 'give it a go' with Gaz, not sure how it will pan out to be honest, but if you don't give things a go you'll never know! (Ooooh, I am poetic today) I went to the 'Travellers Rest' near Church Stretton, we went past it first (suuuure, you were taking the scenic route my love...not the fact you went too far, no?lol) had lunch there (or dinner, for some reason I always get the two mixed up!!) and went 'Dutch' -but not Dutch because I can't remember what 'half and half' is? What is it? Does anyone know? Or IS it Dutch? Anyway...it was really nice, except he called me 'young woman,' I think he needs to be reminded he is 24, not 42! :p And I am 22, so I can be 22 both ways :D heheheeee

I've been feeling in a very thoughtful and analytical mood recently, not too sure why. I think it's because maybe I sat down the other day and thought, 'where are you going Kat? What are you doing with yourself? What have you got to show for your life so far?' and I was like....um....I have 3 cats? I was thinking about it after taking Grandad out on Wednesday (which I actually quite enjoyed) and he was saying about the things he hadn't done so it got me thinking...but I am only 22 so there is still time. I think Grandad was so good because I kept plying him with 'HPA' (Herefordshire Pale Ale) and I was there sinking back my Corona and limes...mmm....his friend came over and we had a thorough chat about everything under the sun-I love debating!!

I am writing fiction again, this makes me happy :) but unfortunately because I delve into it so completely and try and get 'into' the characters and their emotions I am a little fragile on the emotions side...sounds silly and probably no-one will understand...but fuck 'em all :p

I'm also a little annoyed aswell, whenever anyone has problems they always come to me, who have I got? The pillow and the cats that's who! haha. Yesterday I cleaned like a mad thing, I find this helps if I'm in a semi-down mood, I'm not sure what's been the matter with me recently I suppose it could be PMS, but I'm not sure...I haven't really ever had that. Anyway-I'm sure I'll feel much better next week :)

My fave saying of mine today is, 'Because she's an old scrubber that's why. Her belly hangs like a used kangaroo-pouch because she's had that make kids, they are fucking *walking* out!'

God bless!!!

Also favourite Simon quote, 'Winter ist coming!' his impression of a German psychopath!

My year - chinese astrology

My year overview

OX Ratings
52% (6 favorable and 6 unfavorable months) 52% favorable may not look that great, but it does represent an improvement over last year. You should have as many opportunities as disappointments. Take care to exercise good judgment, and you will do fine. Unfortunately, it is an Earth year and the Earth drains Ox luck. This is not the time to take risks, especially those that are unnecessary or can be avoided. Hard work is more your style any way. The first six months are likely to be the most challenging, so be patient.


OX Career
In the year of the Earth Rat, there could be opportunities for you to advance your career. However, advancement will likely come with a catch. It seems that you might have to change your tactics because your rock steady and workman-like effort on the job will most probably go unnoticed. If you wish to be promoted, especially to a position of authority, you may have to make a bold move, advocate your ideas and augment your skills so that higher-ups will notice the kind of quality work that you have been putting in.


OX Relationships
Transitioning from career to your relationships, this year's Earth element is in agreement with your Oxen personality of steadiness and conservatism. Your strength as a shoulder to cry on and moral support could win you new friends this year. However, that same characteristic could see you used or even worse betrayed in your relationships under the influence of the cunning Rat year. One bright spot may lay in your family relationships, as they might offer you a measure of unconditional love.


OX Health
Your relationships could have a direct bearing on your health this year. As with your relationships, your health could be on a roller-coaster ride. If you become stressed-out from work or your personal life, your mind and body could be weakened. In addition, if you are not open to change, your stubbornness could deplete your immune system, allowing a minor sniffle to turn into a full blown cold.


OX Wealth
Although your health could be rather unstable, your money matters should be more solid and promising. If you own your own business, chances are high that you could see an increase in sales or a decrease in debt. If you have stuck to a conservative budget or investment strategy, you might see your disciplined efforts bring forth financial fruit. In addition, you might encounter good fortune with found money, as an unexpected bonus, court award or monetary winnings.

Chinese Sign the 'Ox' and what it says about me.

The Ox-too stubborn for my own good?

The Ox of Chinese Astrology is no bull in a china shop. Steadfast and solid, this powerful Sign is a born leader, being quite dependable and possessing an innate ability to achieve great things. Oxen tend to be plodding and methodical; they approach projects in the step-by-step manner that serves them best, and they never lose sight of their goal. They are tireless workers who are detail-oriented and believe in doing things right the first time.

The world may perceive Oxen as being far too serious or incapable of loosening up. This sturdy sort is less than social by nature and tends to become introverted in a crowd. To make things worse, they can't be bothered with what other people think and prefer to do what makes them feel best. Behind that calm facade, though, lives an Ox who can feel hurt, lonely and unable to connect with others. Friends and family are a great source of comfort to this beast, even if they don't always understand what makes the Ox tick. As a lover, friend, family member or housemate, the Ox makes a wonderfully strong, tender and affectionate companion who is protective and always reliable.

Out in the world, though, Oxen tend to be stubborn, dogmatic, my-way-or-the-highway kind of people who have no concept of when to back down. Oxen don't care to be pushed, especially since they think they're the good guys of the Chinese Zodiac. There is some truth to that theory, since the Ox is smart, trustworthy, caring and honorable. If you need honest, steady and unbiased advice, call on the Ox.

A good lesson for mighty Oxen is to strive to overcome a judgmental nature that keeps them from getting close to others. If they can learn to value their own good qualities, they'll have more room in their hearts to invite others in.



I got this from some random site. In other places it says I am a Tiger...this confuses me :S

First Piccy uploaded on here

Recap of the amusing night last night!

RECAPTURING TUESDAY.

BONDAGE, EMBARESSMENT AND OTHER NAUGHTY THINGS

FIRST things first-K.W.O.T.W is 'Implode' or 'Implosion,' because it feels like my brain atm...

Implosion is a process in which objects are destroyed by collapsing in on themselves. The opposite of explosion, implosion concentrates matter and energy. An example of implosion is a submarine being crushed from the outside by the hydrostatic pressure of the surrounding water.

Right-on to yesterday!!

Well, I spent the whole DAY with Marie, it was nice catching up and going for lunch and talking about the good ol' days. She's off to London so I gave her strict instructions to get Alan Rickman for me! I shall be obeyed!!lol

Later on she went home and said she'd meet up with me again. We went to go to The Hole in the wall and Tracy rang her asking could she come out aswell. On my way to get credit as Marie yapped on the phone there were two guys in the alley next to the 'Hole' and one shouted, 'Hello!' now...I can't see can I? So I shouted, 'Heya!' back as it sounded like a mate of mine. He said 'How are yah?' I was like...this isn't my friend...fuck... 'Oh...I'm okay thanks, sorry I can't see you that well, shoulda gone to specsavers-hehe...he' then he said, 'Come over here and get a better look then love.' YIKES!!! So I squeaked out, 'I gotta...gotta get credit! Sorry!!'

So I get credit, Marie's been to the bank and we meet outside the Hole...they had gone in there...fuckery-doo. I told Ree about it and she said that she'd seen them. We went into the 'Hole' anyway and had a shifty-quick Apple Sourz (I was doing my best to ignore the guy as I could see him looking!) then they left before us, thank god! So we down the Sourz (Love in a shot glass) and then we go outside to find Tracy who is parked outside the Swan in Frankwell. As we walk down Mardol Dumb and Dumber are behind us! Yeah, the guy from before with his mate :/ Why me....so here it is...the classic and smooth example of my lovely one-liner...ness:

'Hey, where are you going then?
'Not with you'

Just so simple and yet so informative...Ree chuckled at this and we could hear them chatting behind us, we sped up a little bit as we didn't want them following us all the way to Frankwell....luckily they went into the 'Shrewsbury Hotel' instead so we were spared. We got up the road and who do we see santering down with his pasty little legs but...Paul Ryder! It's 'lads night out' as it's a Monday so usually we wouldn't see a man prowling round, he said he didn't want to go out on Lad's night as it buggers him up, awww....that's cos your old Paul!! mwahaha.

So now we have Me, Ree, Paul and Tracy (who showed up seconds after Paul came pasty-legginging it down the road) so we all go into the Wheat Sheaf in Frankwell. The pissing pool tables out of order though!! So I'm annoyed, I console myself with a corona and lime though, thinks makes me happy inside. We have a serious chat with Tracy about a few things she's worried about and I am yet again impressed with how smart I actually am (polishes knuckle on top)

I'm feeling extremely wicked today and would like to find an nwilling person to pray upon. This comes in the form of a man that's jst come into the pub, Ree and Tracy notice my attention is elsewhere and wait with baited breath at what I am about to do,lol!! Gods I'm awful, hehe. I make my best 'sex eyes' and my award-winning smile at him and he walks into the pillar in the pub! Oh my fucking god! That could not have gone ANY better!!lol. Tracy goes off to the loo, sure she's only doing that so she doesn't laugh!! I am quietly snickering away and so is Ree.

Tracy comes back and is sat for a few mins before the man comes to sit on the table by us (behind Tracy, who is facing me) and I smile again at him. He says 'Afternoon' I think or something, we say 'Hiya' back. He's actually quite attractive, about 35 I think? Then he looks brave and says, 'So where are all your fella's then?' and I speak for everyone (My brain works on auto-pilot with this type of thing) 'Those two's are at home and mine is non-existant,' his interest is piqued! 'I don't believe that for a minute!' he says and I smile coyly and ask, 'Why?' he says, 'An attractive thing like you, no boyfriend-can't believe it' I gush! (NOT in my pants! You awful people!lol) he adds, 'But I bet you get that all the time anyway...' not wanting to stop the oncoming compliments I say, 'Yes, but hearing it again doesn't make it any less sweet, darling' I growl out the darling part and he is flushed!hehe!! I am fucking evil >:D (that's my face!)#

Marie and Tracy both go 'wooo' or something like that, I am so smooth!lol. I look down by him and see that he has a few bottles and cokes in a clear bag, I raise an eyebrow and ask, 'What you got there?' he comes out of his fawning look at me to say, 'Oh...just some beers and cans for the kids,' at my sudden cold look he adds, 'Oh! Not *my* kids!!' I smile in a slightly predatorial way and say, 'Goood...I like you better now.' His face is a mixture of fear, lust and worry-just how I like 'em! He says that he's got to be off and I mock-pout, he says 'Bye' and leaves. He has a bike and starts off on that and I shout, 'I LOVE YOU' out the window and he fucking falls off it!! Oh my GOD! I love this man! He doesn't fall off completely, just jars a bit and then WALKS the bike instead! Hmmm, something making you nable to ride it? Is that a bottle of Beck's in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? Mwahahahahahahahaha

Tracy flames my ego as she says, 'Oh my god Kat! That was amazing!' or something like that, I am inwardly grooming myself like a cat does and am smiling. Marie agrees that that was the smoothest thing she's seen, god love them. They know what I want to hear, LMAO! Marie is also deciding what nights I should have (randomly long convo) and we decide Monday is my Bondage night, Tuesday is S&M, Wednesday is Detention Night, Thursday is Teacher and Pupil roles apparently and Friday is my day off! I was speaking to her about Gaz before-hand and she said have I been 'evil' with him yet or something, I don't think he'd take kindly to me handcuffing him, it is slightly overrated....a paddle to the arse though...hmmmm....anyway that's what happened Monday night! I also went back to Ree's after we left the pub, had some munchies and then toddled home across the bridge.


Names I use for Marie because some people will be confused:
Ree, Marie, Maz and Moto.


Also, listen to Rise Against-'Give it all' and 'Ready to Fall' I can't watch the vid though, makes me sad

Points (of authority) for this week

Points to remember this week:

1, You are off work, so start to sort the attic
2, Paint the window sills
3, Try and figure out where to put your painting
4, Remember to confirm the time of your tattoo
5, Start to work out incomings and outgoings
6, Try and stay away from your booze cabinet
7, When 6 doesn't work because 5 has depressed you don't forget to-Buy new bottle of Jack D's
8, When 7 needs to be repeated more than 3 times start arranging AA meetings
9, Fix sink
10, Get someone else to fix the mess you made of fixing the sink

Monday,Monday-first day off!

MONDAY

For the first time I felt lonely. I never normally feel like this as I delude myself into thinking I'm fine on my own, I can function without a man, my purpose in life does not revolve around me having a man.....*sigh* why do I have to

It'd just be nice once in a while to be greeted by a, 'How was your day?' instead of a 'Meow.'

Because I am actually very lonely.

I have that pain in my chest and my back when I sigh and it's like there's a lead weight in me. It's a 'pang' I think is the best word for it, yeah, I have a 'pang' in my chest, like a thorn pricking your skin...gods...what the heck is wrong with me!?

I'll be fine tomorrow, I'll just go back to being me...the 'other' me, the non-sad one, lol.

A momentary slip in my carefully erected mask

I'm going to sleep now, when I sleep I forget about things

Wed-Sun, 'U' ,Calvin Harris and Quizzage

WOOHOOOOO

Last blog update was TUESDAY!? Fuck-a-me! Oh and if there are any 'u's' missing then I apologise, it seems as if that button is kinda fuckered!

Okay so today is:

SUNDAY

I am pumped today!! Full of sugary goodness as I have had 2 cans of relentless and a nice breakfast, mmm mmm mmm! And some good ol' fashioned sex last night, so I am in a very good mood, hehehehe!! ;D

Just trying to think if I have anything exciting to put in here? Oh! Pru is now dating 'Rye-Pie' (hehe) and she's all gooey and ucky (lol!) so it's up to me to keep the non mushy side going!! (Strikes a heroic pose with an Anit-Affection sign on her hero costume) I can do it! Even though I am a little mushy recently hugs and such :S I can feel my tenuos grip on reality slipping...noooooooo!!

I am off work until Thursday!! Woop woop!! So I am trying to find things to do. I was meant to be in York with Pru, but things happened and she's in Manc (?) with 'Rye-Pie' (teehee) so I have to fill in my time...

Wednesday happened without incident, I didn't do anything really...did I go play snooker with Pru? I can't remember which day it was, may have been Thursday...I went though! Some guys were near the door and I was self-conscious as the one said, 'Do you mind taking your shots facing the other way, I can't concentrate on my shots when your bending down like that...' I didn't go red, like I thought I would, 'Well deal with it, I can't exactly lop them off can I?! And this is a MODEST top!' His eyes nearly came out!I'm going in a bikini next time, that'll fuck him up. But he really annoyed me as every time I took a shot he'd moan or something weird and I could hear his mates saying, 'Go on! Go ask her for her number,' uh...no...I don't want to have to have to put you in a headlock love, I'm being nice and relaxed today, I don't want to go all 'Rambo Kat' today please. Fortunately he must have got the inner bluetoothed message as he didn't bother. They went and I could finish my game in peace.

So that covers Wednesday and Thursday really...

Friday I was meant to be going out, got home, went to sleep!! Bloody hell! I am getting old I think :s so that was pretty frigging quiet-saved money though :) need to for my tattoo's

Yesterda/Saturday was a nice chilled day, I went to the Vaults with Colmo and had a few Corona's and Lime! Mmm mmm mmmm!! Toddled home later on and then fell asleep, Gaz came round and we made kissy-face :p hehe. It was nice, me likey ;p

He left earlier this morning, after moaning that the cat had shed in his coffee (laughs) that man can moan for England ;) so I am sat here writing all this before I go for a nice bath and get ready to mooch up town for a little bit before coming back and doing...well...fuck all basically! I may do some more drawing I think...or song writing, depends which takes my fancy :) I am going to the quiz tonight after coaxing Gaz to reply 'Yes,' to my 'Do you want me at the quiz tonight?' the man's hard going. He said 'I'm not fussed,' when I asked him a few times last night-not what I want to hear, I prefer to be wanted than just 'show up,' so I am slowly getting him to respond in a 'Kat friendly' way. I like things in black and white...speaking of which...I'd better sort out that pissing tie for him! The things I do for people, I tell yah...

I AM IN LOVE WITH CALVIN HARRIS! He is suuuuuper hot *sighs* Mmmm, he's got love for me 'cos I was born in the 80's!!hehe

For some reason I am getting excited about my birthday!? It's in January...I think this is the Relentless's doing! I can't wait though, I hate Christmas but I love my birthday :D I'll be 23 next year, whew! Things are going so fast!

Right, better get washed and dressed then-catcha later! Will write and tell all how the quiz went, I'm trying to cram stuff into my head I may need...not sure if I can remember it all though :s my poor poor brain x_x;

Tuesday, RECAP!

TUESDAY:

Today is NOT a good day…
It's really stressed at work and Simon's getting on my nerves badly. I have done everything he asked and he's STILL moaning-god sake man, shut UP!

Now I have Jo moaning about 'Excel,' it's quite funny really. She says, 'I have more experience than you in being a secretary, blah blah blah blah blah big-myself up more blah, blah, blah, blah, eat cake, blah, blah, blah'
So, she asks me if she can use the computer, I let her. She starts typing out her stuff on there and then low and behold she's stuck! Oh, how the mighty have fallen. So I show her how to auto-add up on the stupid thing and carry on with my work. Then she says that it hasn't added it up correctly because she's already worked it out herself. I point out that it is Excel's JOB to add up, she points out that it is hers aswell..so I take a look, nope, Excel's right. So then I get the *look* because she knows what my grades were like for maths :s yeah okay, not good!

She's adamant that she is right though, I cannot seem to find fault with Excel though, so she moans that I've done it wrong *sigh* so I leave her to trying to figure it out herself as I have people to call….later on…she comes to me looking slightly sheepish and says that it WAS her that got it wrong-duh! That's 'cos you fucking stoopid
I am happy now :D Well…I am semi-happy as my brain is being frazzled today. I'm about to go into meltdown mode as Simon KEEPS asking me the SAME thing (I swear no-one listens to me, it drives me crazy!!) and if he keeps interrupting my conversations I shall hit him with the pantone booklet thing out the back!
He keeps saying, 'So what's happening with the Shrewsbury School job?'
I have told him 18 times now that it is to be printed on the back in CREAM. It says it on the SHEET that I MADE. I rant at him, he ignores me, this annoys me. I rant at Rod then, he ignores me, this annoys me. I rant at Jo, she ignores me, this annoys me. I rant at myself, I ignore me, this annoys me. I annoy Gaz, he seems unaffected, this annoys me…

I get over my annoyance by writing this, it's like a 'calm down Kat' mechanism!

Bigo apologiso if he's reading this ^.^*

'Nom Nom!' ;D *licks face!*

I sort out an order for some 'creature' that's come in. She's very thin, as the fashion is nowadays I understand, has awful teeth (Bulimia I assume-have seen this enough) and looks marginally like Mr.Ed…yep…the girl could eat an apple through a letterbox. Did I mention I am also brooding today and am in an evil mood?
She says that I apparently gave her boyfriend (my god! Please don't tell me she give's the poor bastard head!) a quote a while ago (3 months to be precise) and she wants to make good on it. I look over the quote; we only do quotes to last 30 days as prices may fluctuate depending on ink cost e.t.c she says I am being 'awkward' with her and that the quote should still be valid! IT SAYS 30 DAYS ON THE BOTTOM

I am tempted to vent my anger out…
'Now listen here yah little pigeon-chested freak…'
Instead I manage to rein it in and say, 'If you have any problems with me, or the way I have dealt with your order, then please…by all means, speak with the manager'
I resist the urge to say, 'daddy' in the 'spoilt brat' tone I can do.
She notices my 'death to all whom may oppose me' look and says it's fine and is probably her fault, of course it's your fault you stupid bimbo! I can see her roots and I am feeling slightly 'catty' and am dying to give out one of my hairdressers cards to her and pointedly look at her scabby brown roots coming through, ugh!
I love the smell of defeat in the afternoon ^_^* oooh, I'm so evil today.

'So what's happening with the Shrewsbury School job'
…..I'm going to kill him…..

Me and Si have an absolute rage at each other, he won't back down and nor will I. Problem is I *know* I am right (seriously, not joking) and it annoys the hell outta me...everyone stays out of my way for the rest of the day

I go home, have a bit of a cry and feel better. I start to sort out what I need to pay out e.t.c at home and this drives me mad as there is a LOT to go out-and not that much coming in -_- *sigh* things are gonna be rough for a little bit. No going out for me :'(

Later on my mood improves. Gaz comes round and stops

Kat the lone...embroiderist Part 1/?

MONDAY

Madonna, 'Die Another Day'
This pretty much sums up today for me.

I am left on my lonesome as Si and Jo are busy moving round the stuff from the shop in town and Rod's off ill or something (no idea)

So I get into work, am just told to 'look through stuff to do,' so those two swan off and I'm left in charge...

Now, I actually excel when I am left alone as I work under my own steam, rather than obeying anyone else. So 'efficient Kat' comes along! I get all my bits in the office sorted, take 3 orders and arrange 4 quotes. It's now 10:00am. I decide to have a look at what embroidery is left for me to do today since Rod's away...I am extremely cross to find that the one job that was promised for FRIDAY has not been completed! So this means I will have to rush to finish it. Ron (who the order is for) turns up, I have to explain that it will be done by 4pm (4 fleeces take half an hour as the logo has LOTS of stitches, and that's if the machine behaves and there is no 'breaks' at all...so I'm gonna be pretty much flooring it!!)

I decide I will be okay to get the 'Waste...' job done aswell for roughly the same time, so I set it up on the other side and get ready to do a quick run to see if the logo's okay and the machine isn't playing up...it is! I am SOOO cross!! The machine decides to go and kill itself, so I am covered in grease from trying to oil it, have baby wipes everywhere and my hair looks like Macy Gray! I am panicking and there are people still calling the phone, coming in for quotes, requesting orders so I am feeling the strain!! All before lunch aswell...ugh....not good!

I do a sample on the other side for 'Waste...' and it's fine, definately only the one-side of the machine playing up, so I'm semi-happy. I get one polo done and Simon comes back, asking me what's up e.t.c, I have an awful 'superior' feeling again and I inform him that everything's under control and to stop pestering. I then re-arrange the embroidery bay (which Rod will probably moan about) because it was so un-organised!! So I feel as if I've made the work-place better for everyone. I manage to fix the machine, don't ask me how (it involved unpracticed methosd..namely beating the shit out of it and screaming, 'work you fucking fuck!')

I get on with Ron's RAF job and leave it to run two samples (both sides to make sure machine's okay now) these will take half an hour, I will go on my break whilst waiting for them to finish. I don't need to watch them as I know it's all okay on the csrappy sample pieces, I will have to watch when the real fleeces are on though...just in case. Si and Jo hve already had their break and are now pestering the life outta me for stuff, so I turn my nose up and sit resolutely in front of the PC (current destination) with my lunch clutched in one hand and looking murderous...they know better than to annoy me.

It's 13:20pm now and I'm just finishing my lunch...Sugar Puffs!! YUMMY! I haven't had them for AGES! (Feels like a kid again) So I'm pumped full of energy and puffy-ness! So off I go to start the next 4 fleeces, the samples have come out A-Okay, yayeth!

Tune in later for more mayhem!lol.

Sunday 28th, a slow day

Sunday

Left Gaz's, was tired...got in and went shopping Somerfields. Had a 'benny' as bags broke on the way back home, mini-cry as I was hot and annoyed. Man said, 'Why doesn't she get her boyfriend to help her out' I got annoyed and replied, 'Just because you can piss standing up does NOT make you superior in any way! Now kindly fuck off!!' Left him rather stunned, got home, unpacked shopping, cleaned, made dinner, read some raunchy fiction, got hot, got annoyed...
Went and had a cold bath, looked at self in mirror in an analytical fashion as I need to lose weight still...

Sadly, sat here eating Haagen Daas is not going to help.
It's too hot, it makes me feel sick, sticky and grumpy. If I was thinner I'd walk down the damned street butt-naked, but that's something I'm working on, decided not to have another spoonful of ice cream.
I've lost some things and can't remember what they are...will wander around aimlessly for a while and see if I can remember/find them...
STILL too hot! Have removed all clothes in hope to cool down, not working. Cat keeps lying on me, going to have to wax him.

Drank so much water I'm going to pee like a camel all night.
Have found phone.
Have found MP3 player.
Can't remember what else I was looking for...
Trying to get to sleep on top of covers, will watch porn

Recap 2: Saturday Night Fever

SATURDAY

Robyn, 'Handle me' I LOVE THAT SONG!! I've had 2 friends say it's like me (the song, not her-thank god!! Otherwise they'd be EX-friends.)
Have you seen the 'BROWS' on the woman? Fuck me sideways they are like two caterpillars mating when she wiggles 'em!
Got up...late....went out....late. Saw Colin (a.k.a Uber Emo!lol JOKE!!) was up town and so I mooched down to Curios to see Simon and get my wages, yummy money! Then I hear a, 'Hey-Kat!' and it's Uber Emo himself!hehe. We got to the Shrewsbury for a quick beveraaage-I fry his head, poor man.
Realised the 'you're my twin' comment was a tad daft as he is older than me, but I was never one for maths after all.

I have this weird new drink called Koppenburg(?) Ree's got me drinking it. 'Summer Fruits' version. Me likey! Coling leaves and I go and meander, I can't be seen to be drinking on my own...not that much of an alcoholic juuust yet! I go for a little walk, get credit, listen to MP3 player, chat to a few people I know then call Simon as he's left Curio's. He informs me that it's my Cousin Daniel (Architect..not as in the band!) so Caz (Aunty) Bob (Uncle-everyone's got one!hehe) Charlotte (Dan's sister) and some Business tycoon that they know (sometimes it worries me how well connected my dad's side is...not synapse-wise though!) I'm immediately encouraged by my father to 'Tart myself up,' hopefully attracting Mr.Tycoon's eye! (*Shakes head*) knowing my luck he'd look like a fucking Racoon...

So I decide I'm fine as I am and then go meet Si at the Shrewsbury (I've just waked from there!) we have a few there, go to the Hole in the Wall, see Kelv and then have a few more. Get to the 'Wheat Sheaf' in town (not Frankwell) meet a few of dads friends then we went to the Lion and Tap (saw Alan, drunk as purr usual-LOVE Alan!lol) then we go to the Hop and Friar and then finally 'The Crown.' The rest of the family are celebrating Dan's Birthday at the Peach tree (sure it's called 'peach' as the bummers own it or something?) so we wait for them...adn wait...and wait....then I get bored (as I usually do) I also decide I've had enough of weird men trying to 'maul' me and give me their number...so I give them Simons! HAHA.

Decide I want to go and see Gaz, I've been 'annoying' him for most of the night, as is my nature. No idea why (grin) honest! So I trundle up the road in a straight line and hum to myself the songs on my MP3 Player. I have the Zen 'Stone' one, it's small, shiny and black. It's got anti-shock, anti-shower, anti-scratch...so pretty much 'anti-me,' which is good as I have a weird penchant for taking electrical items into the bathroom with me and they get...uh...'broken'
I'm no Emo though, none of that 'throw the radio in the bath so I can die with my music' lark thank you. I love the way they are 'individual,' when every single sodding one of them is trying to 'off' themselves in some way. The word 'Lemming' springs to mind...
Hey, now that's a fun idea! Why not Re-make 'Lemmings' the game, but make them Emo's instead! They can all just traipse along after each other with their stupid side fringes moaning! I'll do some voice over's, main words will be:

'My family hates me so much they tried to sell me on Ebay'
'No-one understands me'
'I live, therefore am depressed'
'I love Fallout Boy'
'I have no friends, only blogs'
'My mother drank while I was in the womb'
There we go! I'll patent that, thank you!

Anyway...I've gone off on a random sprawl again! My brain just spits stuff out and I write it! Like Mr.Brand.
So I go to Gaz's, annoy him by being incredibly cute when drunk (dare you to deny it!) then leave Sunday morning (I swear to god all I do is clean up Star Burst!! *see earlier blog*)

Re-cap 1: Friday 25th

RECAP NUMBER ONE!!

THE WEEKEND KICKS OFF

FRIDAY

Worked at Curios and did my part for our super sales! Nan came in to help, pestered the fucking life outta me! Asked me was I seeing anyone and then chuckled when I said, 'you know me...sowing oats and whatever else needs sowing,' she remarked that I can't sew, which is true...no idea why I found that 'sew' amusing at the time...anyway...
I went on a random meander up town at abooout 12:30 to nip and see if I could get my nose pierced (I'd had the 'right' side done, it healed up) I could, I did. It hurts like a mother-fucker! I remember why I put myself off having it done again (now on the left side) I can have LOADS of tattoo's, but a piercing really fucks me up, big style.

After I go back to the shop and nan informs me Rod (from work) was sent to retrieve me as there is some artwork that needs doing (why Simon didn't tell me this Thursday we will never know) so I ring Si and ask him what the heck he's doing as Jo was supposed to be swapping with me at 2pm! He says he forgot and needs me, some bull. I say that's fine, gets some chips and a f-f-f-f-fish cake (looong story) and she's happy and doesn't fry my brain for a whole half an hour.
Rod comes to pick me up in his Audi (if I hear him comment about it being great one more time I am taking a huge dump on the bonnet to show my contempt for it. Very ladylike) I don't care if the fucking car is made of bastard gold! It's a C A R, it is not a human, animal or anything you can properly interact with-GET OVER IT! It's good for driving, not fucking. You'd think he was having as relationship with it the way he goes on. I almost expect him to come into work saying,
'Hey, here's a funny story. Last night when me and the Audi were in bed-'
No, no, no, no, NOOOO! I don't want to HEAR any more of your crap stories that make no sense and are not funny!! WHY do you insist they are so bloody amusing?! They aren't! No I shouldn't have, 'been there' because it would be the pissing same! Only then I would have *seen* how shit it was, rather thn just heard it! Gah!!

So we get into work, I do all my stuff I need to do. Simon's chatting away to Mike and I get Neil-sodding-Griffiths on the phone...oh and I want to kill myself! He's welsh (not a crime in itself) but when combined with being annoying aswell, you really want to bludgeon him to death with a leek! He hardly gives us any work and wants it DIIIRT cheap! I dislike him, he drives me mad, he doesn't pester any-fucker else, only me!! So I'm told specifically *not* to answer the phone, so like a good girl I don't. I just sit there, doing my artwork, getting it all sorted and up-to-date...then the messages arrive. I can hear the voicemail click in with my chirpy voice:

'Hello, thank you for calling Multiprint, I'm sorry we cannot come to the phone. If you leave you're name, mesage and a contact telephone number, we'll get right back to you. Alternatively contact us on multi_' e.t.c e.t.c...

*BEEP*

(In order of Neil leaving them. Cue really HEAVY WELSH ACCENT-he sounds like he's been eating nettles)

'Oh, Kaaat, do you think you could call me back please?' No
'Kaaat, I still haven't had that call off you yet...' Because I ain't rang you, fuckwit
'Kaaat, I'm going out now, I won't be able to answer the phone to you now' Good
'Hey, Kaaaat...I'm still here, not gone yet' Jesus fucking christ
'I have gone, but I'm back now you-see' No, I can't see you idiot
'I'm sat round waiting for you to give me a call, I know you're proooobably busy' Then get the hint and fucking shut up.
'Kaaat-' YES NEIL!?

I answer the phone..
I want to slit my throat...

After half an hour of telling 'boyo' I can't do his sample until he approves the quote, to which he replied, 'Well...it's like a chicken and an egg situation there Kaaat, I can't approve it until I see the sample'
Yes, yes you can Neil. If the price sounds good then you say 'Yep, go ahead with a sample' and then I do it. No approval of the quote, no artwork-sorry. It's like me saying, 'Oh...we'll have 10 of those vests made up and we'll try 'em on. Then you gimme a quote and I'll see if I want them...' Uh...no

So I go out later, say 'fuck it' to my conscience telling me to save money because I'm in shit. I need to let loose! And I bloody well do! I have a really interesting time at the Swan, then decide I'm not tired at 4am...meander round the quarry e.t.c e.t.c (haha) don't wanna go into depth with it as I may be told off,lol.

Ree mentions that she has some pics of me or something...this should be fun...

I go to bed

Just seeing if this works-piccy!

I may die

14:20

Still trying to get on a break...

Oh my god! I have just laughed so hard I was nearly sick! I never knew that was physically possible!!

I was remembering old shows I used to watch and then I saw Andy Howat's new profile picture! OH MY FRICKING GOD! I laughed so much my sides now HURT! He reminded me of that show 'Harry and the Henderson's!' Here's a picture to remind people:

http://www.darkacres.com/harry-of-the-hendersons_2.jpg

That is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G! I shall call Andy 'Harry' from now on, he may threaten death, but I like it ;D

Oh shit...he's sent me a message on facebook-I am fucking dead...(is *still* laughing though!!) he doesn't seem to want to kill me, which is good! This is my mini revenge at the fact he says I have parachute pants, he has SEEN my ass and has said it's nice so he cannot tease me about it :p nyaaaah


Actually...no....he *is* gonna get me now...fuckery-doo!