Just seeing if this works-piccy!

I may die

14:20

Still trying to get on a break...

Oh my god! I have just laughed so hard I was nearly sick! I never knew that was physically possible!!

I was remembering old shows I used to watch and then I saw Andy Howat's new profile picture! OH MY FRICKING GOD! I laughed so much my sides now HURT! He reminded me of that show 'Harry and the Henderson's!' Here's a picture to remind people:

http://www.darkacres.com/harry-of-the-hendersons_2.jpg

That is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G! I shall call Andy 'Harry' from now on, he may threaten death, but I like it ;D

Oh shit...he's sent me a message on facebook-I am fucking dead...(is *still* laughing though!!) he doesn't seem to want to kill me, which is good! This is my mini revenge at the fact he says I have parachute pants, he has SEEN my ass and has said it's nice so he cannot tease me about it :p nyaaaah


Actually...no....he *is* gonna get me now...fuckery-doo!

Kat's favourite quotes! And over-use of the word BORED

13:15

BREAK TIME!

I'M SO BORED!!! Another BLOG appears! So I am writing all my FAVE quotes down....B-O-R-E-D, BORED! That was like that D-I-S-C-O song then...hey...there's an idea!

(Sang in the same D-I-S-C-O tune!)

B- She is Bored
O-Of waiting
R-For Rod to make a cup of tea
E-for mEeeeeeee
D-Damn!

ACTUALLY GONE ON BREAK NOW AND IT'S 13:45PM! FOR GOD SAKE!

Right...on with the quotes!!

'But come the morning, shivering and contorting'
Madness 'Love Struck'

'You would look ugly though, if you were a man'
Me drunk in Iron Bridge

'I saw an elf today!'
Tracey Clarke at college...she meant 'dwarf'

'There is a Kestrel in that locker! We must get it out!'
Again...Tracey Clarke...at college

'Now...think like the keys...get IN the zone...where would I be?'
After losing my keys IN my flat...sad.

'I feel a little like a leper today'
Me waking up next to a random man

'Oh shit...when I said I KNEW where I was...I WAS kinda lying'
Me...most of the time

'Whale Pork-chop!'
Marie and Me making up new words to 'A's song 'Nothing'

'Do you reckon I'd get arrested for stalking? Even though I *know* he loves me back?'
Me talking to a randomer about Alan Rickman

'Speed dating?! Do they call it that because you have to be *on* speed to date half of them?'
Me talking to Cress about the impending evening

'W-What the hell is m-my sink doing in the front room?'
Me after breaking my sink, the pedestal thing was off it

'Who's nose it that on his face? That's not his,surely!
Me after many-a-drinks

'Oh yeah I think that top is ace!'
Me in top shop
'I was trying on the *jeans* I was already wearing the top'
Laura Chazzy-chaz-Challinor
'Ah right'
Me
I had a hangover Laura, sorry!!

'I may not *look* like I'm doing anything, but on a cellular level I'm extremely busy'
Me in general/work

'I'm bringing sexy back'
Me in the Yorkshire, sadly though I wasn't bringing it back-more like co-ercing

'I've got to go to bed now, got work on Monday'
It was Thursday...
Sophie after drinking at the vaults with people round,lol.

'Oh fuck! I forgot to tell you about that guy. Yah know-whats his name, isn't it? With that thing on his thing and the hair and-'
'You mean Dave?'
'Yeah! How the HELL did you know who I was on about?!'
Me to Sophie...god bless good friends...being telepathic with me helps too!!

'Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me,
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed'
LOVE this song-All Star by Smash Mouth

'How about you kiss my chuddies?'
Can't remember what from but I said it today and I was happy

'Kusso-Tarre!'
In the language of the Japs, 'shit head' gotta love 'em

'I thought you were a snow man'
Me waking up when Sophie checked to see if I was dead after a sesh-ON!


KAT AND PRU QUOTES:

'I'm sure I've seen that website before' Pru
'Yeah I've seen it too-think it's on the internet!' Me
'Oh Kat...no you didn't' Pru
'Please kill me...' Me
After seeing a website that looked interesting. Yeah Kat nice one luv, generally websites ARE on the internet! I'm such a fucking dick head!

'OMELETTE DU FROMAGE!'
Me! Outside the 'Haunted House' at Drayton Manor with Pru and Wes!

'I don't like it! I don't need it!'
Me. The legend that is that quote! EVERYONE is saying it now!lol. But still not in the scarily childish voice I do it in,lol

'Which way are the dorms then!?'
Me at Adcote ball...I forgot it was an all girl's school-oooopsy >.<

'Should'a gone to cock savers'
Me to Jo...as you can tell my mind was elsewhere that day!

'If I *want* to put a mountain lion in my cleavage, I will *put* one in my cleavage!'
Me to Rod at work after he was questioning me.
Si had bought me a mini mountain lion plushy back from the zoo and I was cuddling it,
then decided to put it in a 'safe' place.


And that's it for now!! More late :)

Early for something? ME?!

10:32am

***Wednesday***

As the title indicates! GET me!

LAST NIGHT (Tuesday)

Gaz says get to his for 9:40pm, I am there at like 9:45pm! He is making us late though as he's faffing round. We get to the cinema for 10:00pm! OH MY GOD! I am ON time!! (Collapses onto knees and cries with happiness) I am a changed woman!lol. I do make a boo-boo though at Cine :S Gaz goes to book his Batman/Dark Knight ticket at the 'Box' part of the Cinema (trying to get the terminology right here!) while I scout for Pru because I can't see her, so he goes his way, I go mine. I make my way over the 'Consessions' (?) where there are two people having a natter, a girl and a guy that has hair like a Hanson member. I ask, 'Is..uh...Katie Prudence finished?' (*is cringing as she's typing this*) they look at each other and the girl says, 'Uh yeah...she's like over there,' she's pointing at the 'Box' where I can see Gaz stood grinning (?) and Pru is sat behind him on her chair ^_^; I laugh in a nervously embaressed way and say, 'Shoul'da gone to Specsavers!' they laugh and I big a hasty retreat and smack my palm to my head, D'oh!

Pru informs me that this happened on 'her end' of the incident. Gaz went over, she noticed I had strayed over in the OPPOSITE direction and said, 'Where's she going!?' Gaz said, 'Don't call her, don't say anything...just watch her,' the little fucker! :p I have seriously GOT to get those glasses, I found a sexual pair at Spec savers (stop laughing at me!) and they are 125.00 for two pairs...they are purple! Yaaay...I hate glasses though! I don't hate other people wearing them, so don't get all pissy reading this if you are of the four-eyed purrrsuasion. I just feel intensely vulnerable in them, even though I apparently look like a 'sexy secretary' when wearing them :S I'm weaning myself in slowly with my sun glasses, they are okay-except I kinda sat on 'em and they are a little bit bent -_-; *sigh*

Any-hoof! I have to WAIT for 45 MINUTES for Pru (yeah, I hope you are bloody reading this Mrs!) because I am actually ON TIME, if not early! I mean for christ sake! This is WHY I'm late (hehe) people always moan at me, but then if they say 'Make SURE you are here by so-and-so time' I bloody am! Then what do I get?! MORE pissing grief because I'm early, I give'd up! So I am going back to being late all the bloody time, at least I know where I stand then :p

Pru goes into the office part (she's cashing up, I cannot afford to mooch when she's not round as people stare funny at me and to a certain degree I feel embaressed-although that feeling should have long-since passed by now!) I am bored! I have already pushed, poked and broken everything I can get my hands on in 'box' and there's nothing left! I have dismantled my free 'Wall-E' watch that you only get if you are a child and have watched the film (only one of these apply to me-hehe) and am holding it like a dead rat because I'm not sure what to do with it. Pru is going to kick my butt because she told me *not* to break it! But then she did leave me bored and alone, so I figure I am okay to 'play' with it, If anyone from school is reading this then you'll remember I have a penchant for dismantling/breaking things! I fixed all the problems with blue-tak though, even Mrs.Bloxham's door in art :) good times, hehe.

Oh yeah, Gaz has already gone by this point I forgot to mention! Forgot all about him then 0_o; stoopid Kat!hehe. So I go outside and wait for Pru because the cinema is getting a little busy, plus it's really warm and I can't stand being too hot, I get grouchy. So I'm resting my back on the wall, with one foot up behind me so my knee is bent and a swish looking silver car comes along, instantly I am in love! Now, don't ask me *what* the car was as I have no idea! All my car knowledge if based upon cars from Need For Speed or Juiced...which is probably why I haven't passed my driving test yet ^_^* hehe.

I digress. So out comes this guy in these dark shades (it's night time...but he does look good so I don't complain) and is lounging by his car, he spots me (I am NOT staring at him, periveral vision and-all-that) and comes a bit closer, he asks 'What did you go and watch?' I have lived in Shrewsbury for 4 years now and figure that people aren't exactly uber friendly like me so I am somewhat surprised to find someone just genuinely wanting to strike up conversation, my mouth gapes a little bit-not an attractive look. Finding my tongue works I say, 'Oh...I haven't been to see one. I'm just waiting for my friend to finish work actually,' he nods and smiles *melts!* and says that he's waiting for his younger brother to come out from watching 'Wall-E.' Now if I had brains (that hadn't been turned to mush by semi-olive-skinned-man) I'd have jokingly offered him my 'Wall-E' watch...but then again I broke it, so just aswell I didn't! He lights up a ciggy (*nose wrinkles*) and my love somewhat fades. I decline his offer of one informing him that I don't smoke and am rewarded with a gorgeous smile and a 'good girl,' love comes back again at that! He has an extremely sultry voice and my hormones are playing up-damnit. I say that I like his glasses in a futile attempt to get my mind off sex and back onto a more wholesome topic, he again rewards me with a smile and takes them off and studies them, informing me they aren't real 'Armani' ones or whatever (he has lovely eyes) and I say that I don't really go for brands as I'm cheap and cheerful (and honest!) gesturing at my new top I bought from 'New Look.' He gives me an appraising look and says I look 'pretty' my heart seriously stops for a minute...then his little bastard brother comes out! Damn him to HELL (a bit strong yes, but I was getting complimented!!) Mr.Olive-skin says it was nice to meet me and hopes that my friend isn't too long as I may get cold outside (I check my nipples because Gaz has made me worried that I 'smuggle peanuts' *see earlier post* on the odd occasion. I am happy to report it's too dark to see any nippl-age...but the tops rather revealing anyway) he waves, glasses are put back on, ciggy is stamped out and then he gets in the car and leaves...I shed an inner tear at this,hehe.

I don't have to wait too long for Pru now I hope and go back in, where I see KEEF! (*THAT KEITH!*) and a small rotund man carrying boxes, I promptly say 'AYA KEEF' and sort of nod at the small man who I am going to call 'Hans' as he was blonde-ish and German looking. I hope my 'AYA' causes a jump or some sort of reaction as I wanted them to drop the boxes, not because I hate 'Keef' but because I would have got an insane amount of pleasure from it-I'm like that :/
Pru comes out and we go to Tesco, get her hair dye, listen to loud music in the car, go and get a takeaway (Indian) and I dye her hair-it looks nice!! A really nice dark reddy colour with highlights in it, pretty ^_^*

We go to sleep (different beds, I think I'm in the 'cat-house' hehe) and I rearrange the cats so they don't crush my heart in the night..

WEDNESDAY

This morning-I am EARLY for work! 8:45am to be precise! My phone's broken though so this dims my mood somewhat, the tap is also broken in the bath...that's the BOTH of them now! Me being me I 'fix' it and can now use it...with the aid of pliers! teehee. Who needs a man? ^.^* (I bloody do!) that's it for now, up to speed in the world of Kat...

My coffee tastes like shit...I hate Rod...I really do... 0_o;

I still have that Wall-E watch in my bag... -_-;

Monday, in all it's evilness

19:46

***MONDAY***

JESUS! MAMMOTH Sunday post! I won't blame anyone for going blind on that one :s

I am late for work Monday (I was clearing Starburst I swear!) after death-gripping Gaz's arm as we cross the road back to mine I am pleased that I am back home and feeding the cats-I have a shower and get changed, book a taxi and then zoom off to work! I am not INCREDIBLY later (half an hour?) and that is pretty damn good for me!! I set to doing artwork as soon as I come in, the phone's go all pissing day and I am losing my rag my mid morning. I also have shown my thong off to 5 customers unintentionally and I can only blame Gaz for this, I have no idea why, I just don't like the blame being soley on me. My head is not 'with it' as i am tired (there were a LOT of starbursts!) Rod makes me 2 shitty cups of coffee with the wrong amount of sugar in! Like I'm not going ot know, honestly! I have cut down from 5 to 3 sugars, that is GOOD for me! If I taste less than 3 I am unhappy. I have also had 3 red bulls and am jumping round by about 2pm...Gaz apparently is perky...and I hate him for it,lol.

Late afternoon rolls in and I get my ass chewed by a customer (nothing like that to dampen your mood!) I listened to her rant and rave and to be honest I didn't actually bite back...that's what starbursts do for you! Everyone commented on my 'cat-who-got-the-cream-face' and this made me slightly pink as I think they know I was 'cleaning' all night...fuck...(that was an expletive then, not a description :P nyaaah) the rest of the day passes without incident, except I nearly forget to order some Regatta Jackets for some wank-ass customer-but I remember and plead with the company that supplies some garments that I will do anything for them to be sent! They agree, I am now doing live sex shows for a week ;D haha

Evening rolls on and I am at work late to make up for clean-(yeah...alright I'll stop....I wasn't cleaning at all!)ing. I remember I need cat food as Stef's tuna he gave me has run out! Little fuckers can eat :p so I make plans to mooch to Tesco from work as it's now like 7:30pm...decide against it, go to Coleham Spar instead where I see someone from school and make witty banter about me being like a Pot Noodle...you had to have been there really...it was good though! I walk back through the quarry, along the river to get home, chatting on the mobile to Richard and informing him we are going to see 4 films at the cinema! The reason for me ringing Rich is to inform him I saw Gerald (a duck with a blue bill we saw a couple of months ago!) and I nearly fell in the river upon inspection! Ducking Fuck!

I get home and feed le kitties who are yowling at me for food. I sort dinner out and then realise that I cannot see...there is smoke EVERYWHERE! Tea is fine but the oven is dying! I open the bathroom door, windows, and whack every fan on that I can! The smoke soon clears and I feel a little woozy. I go to bed early as I am bored and also the smoke has knocked me about a bit.

That was all that happened Monday!!

Right... TODAY

Tuesday

(20.10pm)

I get up, am on TIME for work (yep, that's right!) and Si is in a good mood. We are in the midst of sorting our antiques shop out and he's spewing hallmark talk e.t.c at me. I actually understand it all...which is worrying! I am quite quick at picking things up though, like a spongue or something. I get to work, leave MSN on so I can chat with Gaz (yeah...another post Gaz-orientated...christ) and set to work! I reel off 3 artworks by 12:00 which are all excellent (aren't they always?) I try and scour hotels in Wolverhampton so me and Pru can stay there overnight as 'THAT KEITH's' Birthday piss-night is up soon and I KNOW I will not be travel-worthy later on the same night. I get travel sick as it is (music seems to help me) and I really do NOT want to be throwing up on a train :S Pru would probably find it funny anyway,lol.

I give up on searching as I get bored very quickly, I have Minestrone soup and we have the 'weigh in', everyone at work's doing it. It was my idea to start it and I am pleased to say I am winning...until Simon steps in the scales...we tie and the money goes onto next week. 2.00 in the 'Kitty' each Tuesday (I opted for Tuesday as I know Monday will be a bad day to 'weigh' because I will have over-indulged at the weekend! Method in the madness see, they think I'm just being delightfully 'quirky,' fools.hehe) so I pop my money in and pray to god I win next tuesday!

Pru is making sure for most of the day that I remember I am meeting her at (says aloud) C I N E W O L R D at 1 0 P M (I have bee saying it all frigging day!!) so she can pick me aup and we can get her hair dye from Tesco's. She has allowed me some 'dawdle' time and I am thankful for that, I'd like to know what time I am really okay to be there...and have this odd sensation I should arrive late...I know she will insert something unpleasant into me though. I write the time and place and who on my left hand so I remember, I pray to christ my shower does NOT rub it off! Gaz offers me a lift to Cineworld, which is nice!(lol) I agree and now I have to meet him at his for 9:40 so here's my timeline so far:

L E A V E F L A T 9 : 3 0 P M

G A Z H O U S E 9 : 4 0 P M

C I N E W O R L D 1 0 : 0 0 PM

I am commiting these to memory now (SCAN) okay! There we go, I'm sure I'll remember....

It's 20:17 now and I should have enough time, if I don't dawdle round to go have a shower, dress and get ready to mooch over to Gaz's and then be on time for Pru....

I have two people waiting to kick my ass if I fail in this mission :S

I likes them odds :p

Chowies!!

xxx

Sunday Night! Mmmm mmmmm!!

18:54

Here's what happened Sunday!!

*****SUNDAY:***

I cleaned the flat up, made dinner and burnt my tongue! I spent most of the day chatting to Gaz (worryingly this is what I now do most of the time!!Eeep!) on MSN and generally pratting round. I have time to kill as I'm meant to be going over to Gaz's so he can drive us to Monkmoor to do the Sunday quiz at (ironically called) 'The Monkmoor,' a pub in Monkmoor called that...genius! Ronseal advert anyone?lol. I get Stef to 'lend' me two tins of tuna so I can feed the kitties as I have forgotten to get more cat food-ack! Bad mummy Kat >.<>

Anyway-I am meant to get to Gaz's for 8:50pm so he can whip us (and I mean that!) round to the pub in his uber flash car (rolls eyes in a good natured way) bloody boys and their toys. Mind you, if I could drive I'd be showing off in it aswell! Although I think if he heard me say I was even THINKING about driving the car he'd run me over with it! Not that I'm a bad driver or anything, I'm good...just not passed yet :P

So I get to Gaz's at 8:56pm (It was the CLOSEST I could manage people!) which was pretty good for me to be honest, wasn't it? It's normally hours late or not at all, but I am trying to impress so I'm being a good girl...well...in some respects ;D he sort of mock-lectures me on the fact I am late and I try and drive the convo towards the quiz.

FLASHBACK

Last time I did a quiz was with Pru the Sunday before-hand. Gaz had invited us last time (kinda) and we were rival teams! Team Hoof (us) vs Team 15 tonne weight limit (?) I think they were called. Team 15 TWL consisted of Gaz, his brother Bob (of the Unicycle variety) Daddy Griffiths and a friend (embaressed that I don't know his name!!) they all seemed pretty hard-core quizzers! Which means in loose terms, they looked serious. Now, seriousness doesn't really feature in my vocab so we were having fun whilst trying to answer the bloody questions (we were doing wel I felt) we had the pool players helping aswell (will get shouted at for 'cheating' by Mr.G now!) and the bar staff after I announced we were 'Quiz Virgins,' not the best choice of words for me ;)

I get a text from Gaz, 'You are not allowed to get help from the pool players! That's cheating!' this insinuates that he was spying on us, which I find quite funny/sweet. A later text wipes that thought away, 'Given up yet?' or something along those lines. I have no credit so make Pru reply, we try and cadge one of the answers from him I think, but he doesn't help is-very ungallant!! We struggle on. I am pleased I get a few questions right! We swap quiz answers with Gaz's team and start to mark their paper when the answers are read out. 'What is a Golden Ferret in golf?' was one, they put 'A hole in one,' ummm NO boys, a hole in one is called 'A hole in one' Durrr! HOW long have they been going?! :p hehe. Also I am pleased I have the 'Whale Shark' quesion right and they don't. Anything on nature, Japanese stuff and sex is my forte! Not necessarily IN that order though :s we come last and the woman doing the quiz gets our team name wrong (I am reluctant to inform her that it is my version on the word 'Camel Toe') and we get a 'loser' prize of some mints....I must ask Pru where they are! Little scamp took 'em home!lol

Irish bingo comes later (although they do none of this stand up and then sit down nonsence-this is probably because the average age of the patrons is like 60, and hips ain't so loose at that age) I think I'm going to win it! I am one of the last one's and I am looking rather smug (whenever I do this, I ALWAYS lose) ironically (but not really) I lose :( I receive a rather chaste kiss on the cheek from Gaz as his father and Brother are watching (and Mr.-I-don't-know-who-the-frick-he-is.) Me and Pru mosey on over to the chinease as Gaz leaves and I nearly die! Pru will be sat there pissing herself at the moment if she's reading this (Insert GLARE) because I nearly got run over! She sped up and I slowed down! My brain was working out how to roll off the bonnet of the car and in the 15-second time frame I slowed down to snail's pace (obviously I cannot think AND walk!) and squeaked, yes SQUEAKED really loud 'EEEEEEEEEEP!' and Pru laughed her head off! I could have died woman!lol.

We stand outside the chinease and Pru is still laughing, I am also chuckling after this, but that's mainly to stop my teeth chattering in fear! (lol) Then a fuck-off-huge-ass Moth comes by! AGAIN I scream, but am happy that Pru seems to dislike them aswell. She buggers off away from it and it attacks me! I am NOT over-dramatising, the little fucker actually goes for me! I scream, 'I THINK IT'S GONE IN ME!' and Pru is pissing herself again (Tenna lady on the excursions in future methinks :s ) it hasn't gone 'in' me thank god, but I do check myself all over because I remember Gaz telling me the story of a lady with a bat in her bra! How fricking warped is that!? And she never KNEW apparently..gotta be American you say-no...she was English. Gotta be blonde then. We decide this chinease is too expensive (and I'm too embaressed to go in now as one man had been watching us the whole time!) and so we go to my fave place, 'Bamboo House' at Castlefields (pikey avenue) and order a takeaway, I make talk with the guy serving and inform him it's me that lives in Mardol that sometimes orders, he seems pleased with this and says 'cute' when I make a grin at him-awwww! x

We get in, mooch round, eat and then go to bed. Pru declines the offer of coming into bed with me and stops on the sofa bed, I think that one time when I was sooo drunk I kept rubbing my ass into her crotch in the night kinda put her off! Which is fair enough (hairy-no Kat!) but that's for another day...

END FLASHBACK

RIGHT! Back to quizzing with Gaz! We nip to see if Bob (his brother) is at the shooting range, he isn't. We think he may be joining us at the quiz, he doesn't. So it's just me, Gaz, Daddy Griffiths and Mr.-I-still-don't-know-what-the-frig-his-name-is! I get like 6/8 of my questions right and I make Gaz put a little 'dot' by them so they know they are my questions! :P Daddy Griffiths is really nice , but I musn't swear near him otherwise I will be told off, so I put on my 'good girl' head all night....except when I inadvertantly say I want to have sex with Gaz-it wasn't quite that blunt, but it may aswell have been! Which is why I had ONE pint! Beer/any alcohol with me recently is like an aphrodisiac and I didn't want to be throwing Gaz onto the table in front of Daddy G and Mr-who-the-fuck-are-you.

WE LOSE the quiz! I am apologetic as I have a feeling it's my fault! I go to the toilet after. (to cry!lol) When I come back in, sashaying my hips as the men at the bar are watching and I really want one of them to fall over I am informed by Daddy G, who mock-cowers, that I look like I am coming for him!lol. I laugh and sit down, Gaz then informs me I am smuggling peanuts-which apparently mean I have hard nipples in his lingo! I am a little slow on the uptake and am frownin at the thought that they were going to use me as a sort of drug/nut-mule and sneek peanuts off the premises! I was worried that they were really 'hard up' if they were smuggling light snacks from places! I then get what the hell he's on about by that as I realise I could probably hang 'party rings' off my nipples...great! I hope Daddy G wasn't implying I was out to 'get him' with them! I did look 'armed and dangerous' after all.

We say 'bye' to Daddy G (I give him a kiss on the cheek) and he says I am to quiz with him every Sunday, which is really nice of him! I also wave at Mr-I-give-up-trying-to-guess-who-you-are and then we take our leave. We whiz back to Gaz's, I have coffee he has nothing and I promptly decide to clear up the starbursts littering the floor by my feet, messy man. We sit and chat about the night on his sofa, which is a little small and brings us close together...

Um....I was late for work Monday....no more needs to be said :p

Saturday highlights...and lowlights!

18:20

Heya!

My god, didn't know so many people were actually reading this shit :/ I've had 3 people moaning because I haven't updated-sad, aren't you? :P hehe! Just teasing, it's nice to know people are actually enjoy the random crap that sprawls across the web.

Right, it's Tuesday today! I realise I have not done my, 'Kat's word of the week!' thing that I do each week-so here we go:

Kat's word of the week is-'Anomaly!'

Anomoly is an irregularity, a mis proportion, or something that is strange or unusual, or unique.

I feel this describes me and thusly it is the word of the week! Use it at least once a day for the week, then there will be a new one next week...there are no benefits, it'd just be fun to see how many people try and do it :) and be CREATIVE! :p

Okay, last update was when? Saturday morning?! Cripes! So here's the update for your nosey people. This post will be for:

***Saturday:***
I went to all the clothes sales and bought a few new tops, I've gone down a dress size in top and bottoms, which is weird as my boobs have grown-yikes! So I also try and get a bra, to no avail as they have to order mine in, which will cost me. I'll tie the bastards up with string if I have to! (Shakes fist at all the pigeon chested people) damn you all to hell!!

After that me and Jo go for a few bevvy's and discuss work (oooh yeah, what a fun topic that is) I check out a few people e.t.c e.t.c and then Simon comes along and we leave for 'The Cop.' Kelvin meets us along the way at the Wheat Sheaf and we chat for a bit, move onto the OPO (I am tipsy now and chuckling quite evilly) then we move onto the 'Lion Hotel' and there is a CAT in there! I am not pissed so I am sure it was! There was an old man sitting next to us in the 'cushty' bit and he had a grey tabby! He was sooooo cute! Bright blue eyes (which normally they only have when they are kittens) and was flat out on this guys lap asleep. So I crooned over him and stroked him, much to the delight of the elderly gent as he was getting my fingers brushing dangerously near his...uh...yeah, I only wanted to stroke the CAT, okay?! I'm not that sexually depraved!

I gets a textual from Pru-age! (The 'age' to my 'hoof') She informs me that she wants to watch Wall-E and is asking how drunk I am, of course this can be seen as a challenge so I say I'm fine. Which of course is a total lie, as I am texting her I get lost going to the bathroom at the hotel and end up nearly in someone's bedroom! Christ I work fast!lol. So when Jo, Si and Kelvin leave the 'Lion Hotel' I wait opposite (after Jo helps me cross the road! Phobia of crossing roads aswell!!) for Pru to just zoom by and me jump in the car. I jump into the 'Pru-mobile' and we go to the cinema.

Cinema is PACKED! Everyone seems to be going to watch Wall-E! So we see how long it's gonna take e.t.c and then...Gemma is there. Now Pru has been informed that I know Gemma from school (the legend at Cineworld they say) and she is practically spaffing in her pants at seeing me! Yeah, popular see!hehe. Well, with the freaks :s Anyhoof-Gemma says 'OMG! Katie (Pru) you know her! She's MENTAL,' this is coming from a certified nut-job I may add, 'I can't believe you know her, cool!' she then shuffles off and goes to aid a customer, that quite frankly would be better off helping themselves!

We decide not to wait to see Wall-E and we go to the 'Two Henry's' instead! I see Ash there (my ex-Alan's friend) and say hello back at his strained greeting (I figured out why it was strained later!) So then we go in and chocolate brownies and madness ensue! I am proper 'kicking' after drinking and this comes out in the form of random behaviour and loudness. I make a pirate flag for the waiter, take pics of me and Pru, have the urge to push plates off the table and generally just cause mischief! We decide we should go and bowl! Use all that pent up energy on something worthwhile, other than sex that is. I ring Gaz and ask him does he want to join us, but he can't come and play because he's being all 'grow'd up' and working :( and I sooo wanted to play with him ;P (snick, snick, snick) so we toddle off after saying 'Bye' to Ash (I made the effort this time) and he looked relieved...fucker...we go to the Spar opposite so I can get credit (even though my battery is dead!) and when I come back to the car Pru informs me that we missed my ex (not that I would miss if I had a gun!) by minutes as he just trundled into the pub! Whew! No wonder Ash looked so worried!

We get to the bowling alley and everyone from 'Iceland' is there, where me and Alan first met while working together, they were good and bad times. So I say 'hello' to everyone and then we get down to some serious...BOWL-AGE! I have a Carling and lime to start off the next wave of madness!! I get 130 on my first go and am very impressed because I am pretty wired and not really 'with it' as games go. I also MUST go and get those frigging glasses as I went into the WRONG alley and picked up a ball, much to the amusement of the lad that was on that alley! I quickly 'eeeped' and moved to my own, where Mike (Pru's friend) was grinning!Bugger :p lol
We took loads of pics (on facebook) and a WICKED one of me jumping in the air! Woop! Well done Pru for that excellent piccy, mucho loves xx

We are the last to leave, I say bye to the bowling peeps and then we go home in the Pru-Mobile! I upload the pics and me and Pru comment them (she went home) and have a chuckle at the fact I am apparently, 'Hot!' which is nice :) Merci Mr.C! lol.

I go to bed, that's pretty much it for Saturday!