Saturday highlights...and lowlights!

18:20

Heya!

My god, didn't know so many people were actually reading this shit :/ I've had 3 people moaning because I haven't updated-sad, aren't you? :P hehe! Just teasing, it's nice to know people are actually enjoy the random crap that sprawls across the web.

Right, it's Tuesday today! I realise I have not done my, 'Kat's word of the week!' thing that I do each week-so here we go:

Kat's word of the week is-'Anomaly!'

Anomoly is an irregularity, a mis proportion, or something that is strange or unusual, or unique.

I feel this describes me and thusly it is the word of the week! Use it at least once a day for the week, then there will be a new one next week...there are no benefits, it'd just be fun to see how many people try and do it :) and be CREATIVE! :p

Okay, last update was when? Saturday morning?! Cripes! So here's the update for your nosey people. This post will be for:

***Saturday:***
I went to all the clothes sales and bought a few new tops, I've gone down a dress size in top and bottoms, which is weird as my boobs have grown-yikes! So I also try and get a bra, to no avail as they have to order mine in, which will cost me. I'll tie the bastards up with string if I have to! (Shakes fist at all the pigeon chested people) damn you all to hell!!

After that me and Jo go for a few bevvy's and discuss work (oooh yeah, what a fun topic that is) I check out a few people e.t.c e.t.c and then Simon comes along and we leave for 'The Cop.' Kelvin meets us along the way at the Wheat Sheaf and we chat for a bit, move onto the OPO (I am tipsy now and chuckling quite evilly) then we move onto the 'Lion Hotel' and there is a CAT in there! I am not pissed so I am sure it was! There was an old man sitting next to us in the 'cushty' bit and he had a grey tabby! He was sooooo cute! Bright blue eyes (which normally they only have when they are kittens) and was flat out on this guys lap asleep. So I crooned over him and stroked him, much to the delight of the elderly gent as he was getting my fingers brushing dangerously near his...uh...yeah, I only wanted to stroke the CAT, okay?! I'm not that sexually depraved!

I gets a textual from Pru-age! (The 'age' to my 'hoof') She informs me that she wants to watch Wall-E and is asking how drunk I am, of course this can be seen as a challenge so I say I'm fine. Which of course is a total lie, as I am texting her I get lost going to the bathroom at the hotel and end up nearly in someone's bedroom! Christ I work fast!lol. So when Jo, Si and Kelvin leave the 'Lion Hotel' I wait opposite (after Jo helps me cross the road! Phobia of crossing roads aswell!!) for Pru to just zoom by and me jump in the car. I jump into the 'Pru-mobile' and we go to the cinema.

Cinema is PACKED! Everyone seems to be going to watch Wall-E! So we see how long it's gonna take e.t.c and then...Gemma is there. Now Pru has been informed that I know Gemma from school (the legend at Cineworld they say) and she is practically spaffing in her pants at seeing me! Yeah, popular see!hehe. Well, with the freaks :s Anyhoof-Gemma says 'OMG! Katie (Pru) you know her! She's MENTAL,' this is coming from a certified nut-job I may add, 'I can't believe you know her, cool!' she then shuffles off and goes to aid a customer, that quite frankly would be better off helping themselves!

We decide not to wait to see Wall-E and we go to the 'Two Henry's' instead! I see Ash there (my ex-Alan's friend) and say hello back at his strained greeting (I figured out why it was strained later!) So then we go in and chocolate brownies and madness ensue! I am proper 'kicking' after drinking and this comes out in the form of random behaviour and loudness. I make a pirate flag for the waiter, take pics of me and Pru, have the urge to push plates off the table and generally just cause mischief! We decide we should go and bowl! Use all that pent up energy on something worthwhile, other than sex that is. I ring Gaz and ask him does he want to join us, but he can't come and play because he's being all 'grow'd up' and working :( and I sooo wanted to play with him ;P (snick, snick, snick) so we toddle off after saying 'Bye' to Ash (I made the effort this time) and he looked relieved...fucker...we go to the Spar opposite so I can get credit (even though my battery is dead!) and when I come back to the car Pru informs me that we missed my ex (not that I would miss if I had a gun!) by minutes as he just trundled into the pub! Whew! No wonder Ash looked so worried!

We get to the bowling alley and everyone from 'Iceland' is there, where me and Alan first met while working together, they were good and bad times. So I say 'hello' to everyone and then we get down to some serious...BOWL-AGE! I have a Carling and lime to start off the next wave of madness!! I get 130 on my first go and am very impressed because I am pretty wired and not really 'with it' as games go. I also MUST go and get those frigging glasses as I went into the WRONG alley and picked up a ball, much to the amusement of the lad that was on that alley! I quickly 'eeeped' and moved to my own, where Mike (Pru's friend) was grinning!Bugger :p lol
We took loads of pics (on facebook) and a WICKED one of me jumping in the air! Woop! Well done Pru for that excellent piccy, mucho loves xx

We are the last to leave, I say bye to the bowling peeps and then we go home in the Pru-Mobile! I upload the pics and me and Pru comment them (she went home) and have a chuckle at the fact I am apparently, 'Hot!' which is nice :) Merci Mr.C! lol.

I go to bed, that's pretty much it for Saturday!

Do NOT disturb my lunch break!!

13:05

I am having a very annoying lunch break!!

Every time I try and have a bit of fucking peace I get someone asking me something!! Do I *have* to do it now? When this is the only bit of respite I actually get throughout the day? Oh I'm *so* sorry, your obviously extremely busy and *need* me to do this-not the fact you like to try and make me all hot and bothered and rush round...*I* never rush ANYWHERE (well, except the bathroom or the pub maybe...anyway I digress!)...well then...since it won't wait (it would have done!) so I will drag my lunch break out just to annoy you, you stupid cow!

Mind you, I realise now that it is a fellow 'Aquarian' that has come in for the artwork, so this soothes my mood slightly. He wants me to create something nifty within a logo, and me, being the eccentric Aquarian that I am, shall endeavor to make it superlative! It's called 'Aquarius Window Cleaning Services LTD.' Methinks I could have some fun with this! Yayeth!!

Right...I'm going to start a NEW post that contains 'things that I am scared of,' I said I'd do it and haven't gotten round to starting it yet (it is rather lengthy!) and since I have *ahem* extra lunch time, I can do it now!!

Late Night Postage!

23:05pm

Boooyah!

Just went for a manic drive with Sophie! She neglected to tell me she had NOT drivin in her car yet! I nearly pee'd my pants when I found out that fact!lol.

We went to see Madeley-face (Rich) and I giv'd 'im a 'ug! :D Because he's feeling down bless him, I'll try and cheer him up by letting him kick my ass at 'Need For Speed', that's the sort of friend I am! I will risk being ridiculed hugely just to make him smile. NO sparring though! I got bruised badly last time and looked liked a beaten wife!! Plus he stuck his crotch in my face in an impressive 'pin move' on the floor...I didn't tap out too soon ;D

We then went to Oswestry and did 80mph, I had bought 2 new CD's and they were very 'road worthy' one's, proper travelling tunes!! Yay

So it's late at night and I can't sleep again. Bandit, my 1yr 3months old kitten is attacking the wall behind me as I'm writing this on my laptop in bed. I swear he was dropped on his head at birth, he's fucking mental! Smokey, my british blue is curled up at my side and Sooty, Bombay cross, is in the window perving on the neighbour....speaking of which:

Is it wrong to purposefully seek out a pair of binoculars to spy at your neighbour opposite? I caught him having a 'hand shake' the other day....I think maybe....just maybe....I'm losing my mind.

Anyway! If you wanna catch me on facebook then I'm under Katania Jane Caslin Seymour, I'm the only one of my kind so you'll ...sure have no trouble spotting me! Plus my status changes every 3 seconds...sure that's some kind of record...

Right, well...I'd better go to sleep-friday tomorrow! This means I get to go and annoy people in the Swan at Frankwell

ENJOY!

Peace and Chicken Grease!

*~Katania~*

Oh pissing hell!

13:15pm


Oh pissing hell! (*Stomps feet*) why can someone who seems so intellectually sound be so...well...dumb?! Ye gods!People will have NO idea who I am talking about, but I do need to vent!(*Rubs temples*) Where to start?? Well, this year has been pretty eventful already! At the beginning of December 07, me and my partner went our separate ways (more my doing than his) as things weren't really working. It was amusing to find that he had a new girlfriend pretty much straight after our split, no grieving time? Ah well, I was pretty cruel with the separation, but I do assure you that he deserved it (not going into detail, cannot be arsed) so that was a bit of a blow then. But I went and got myself 'involved' with someone in January-not relationship-wise, just sex I think.

Although I had fancied him for a few years on and off, he was a prick though and went with my 'supposed' friend Christina, yes that fat belter. I am entitled to say that as I am cross today, she is a fat belter anyway, great huge arse on her. (Remembers the 'National Express song') 'her arse was the size of a small countrrrrrryyyyyy!' and so that was over....Anywaaay-I turned 22 in January (good 'owd Aquarius!) and had Sophie come to live with me for a few months as she had a row with her family. That was nice, although I do like my own space, she moved out a couple of months ago I think now...not too sure-I'll consult my diary when I get home.

Also, I'm pretty damn sure I am going to turn asexual, like a potato! Sex is too much frigging hassle, this is ME saying that I do appreciate, but seriously! And I hate that 'getting to know you' stage shite. And then you find out your actually nothing alike and that they annoy you, blah blah blah-relationships are overrated!I'll just stick with 'Charlie' I think! A hell of a lot safer, and no babies :p not that I can have the little fuckers anyway, OR want them!

First Post! Booyah :P

Sub: You cannot sneeze and wee at the same time...
Did you know that? I have been trying to few several weeks now! Yes, WEEKS I said...I am sad, you are right :S but think about it, if someone says 'you can't' d something, you bloody well want to prove them wrong! Unfortunately there are side affects from trying to sneeze and wee at the same time:

You pee a LOT if you are like me and have hay fever :S
You have to try and hold the urge to sneeze until you find a toilet so you can make sure the experiment continues!
You look like a twat when trying to do this in the toilet, I appreciate that people can't *see* you...but it's the principal of the thing!
Every time you go to the toilet when sneezing it sounds like you are snorting coke, I have *no* idea what it sounds like I hasten to add!
People think you are secretly on drugs.

That's about it really, I'll come up with some more!
I'll write more later on as I'm leaving work

Katania/Kat/KrazyKat/ScabbyKat/Shinonbiyoru/Shin/Seymour-Hoof/SMH/Hoofer/Da Scab.
Peace and chicken grease!
xxx