Thursday-My blood is up!
Oh my god I have not laughed in ages as much as I did last night! I rang Soph as I haven't heard/seen from her in an age or two so she picked me up, we sped off, went to hers and then back to mine! Whoop! Had a chinese from the Bamboo House which is THE best ever! I love the place :)
We watched Roadkill, which is a film I never tire of. 'Candy Cane.' It's a good film in my opinion. I whapped the laptop on and we were watching some random-ass stuff on there and laughing. Then I remembered something Gaz showed me (mind out of the gutter people!) and I said to her, 'You know me-I'm weird. Wanna see something funny as hell and promise you won't throw up?' and Soph being Soph...she said 'hell yeah!' so I typed in the following...
http://www.cakefarts.com/
Oh.my.god! How much does that crack me up!? What the FUCK type of sicko gets turned on by that?! Hahaha *is still laughing now* I shall forever remember the words, 'Do you know what I like most? Cake farts' and I think I shall have them engraved upon my tombstone :)
Okay...little far there-sometimes I don't know when to hold back :D
Also, what made me and Soph laugh a bit more was...
http://www.puddingfarts.com/
Oh.my.god again! (Not in a Helen from big brother type way of saying that-it is genuine astonishment!) Sophie's face when she saw that, I laughed so much I cried a bit-the poor cats didn't know what the hell was going on! Bandit 'had one on him' last night aswell and was being funny and running around the place making little 'roaaaaaarwmew' noises (I can only guess that meant 'beep beep' in cat language as he was vrooming about the place)
Yeah I had a few to drink, not many though! I was pretty good I have to say and I was in work for half 7! Yeah!! I have done a fair bit aswell. I also have a TAX REBATE! Get the hell in my pants! I have money to go to Drayton Manor now, I am so happy! I think I can afford the tattoo aswell now, which is good as I was a tad worried.
Mini-rant:
My ex fiance *spits* came in, yes the painfully good looking one with the monster trucks and he got a quote on garments from me because he now has his own business *whoop for you dear -_-;* and he did my head in because he gave me Emma's number and then he got mine off her to text me!! He said 'is that all I'm going to hear from you?' What do you want Steve? For me to say, 'I'm in love with you still, after all this time and I want you back,' because that would be a lie. All I see when I look at you is the cunt that hurt me years ago and while I don't punch you in the face if I see you that does not mean inside me I don't want to rip your juggular out.
There's a great quote somewhere in the book 'Hannibal' my Thomas Harris that says
'He has the ability to appreciate the leg and also note the weak parts in the hamstring,' or something to that effect. This is me.
Okay, so I feel a liiiiittle tetchy today. I have a terrible headache and I am in need of some TLC-cue Gaz coming back tomorrow from holiday :D yay!
I did actually miss him while he was away, which is weird. I didn't miss my ex that much when he went away (and I was with him 3 years!) I don't think this means anything very important, it could be the fact that I'm feeling low and need companionship or something (I sounds like I'm talking about a bloody dog!lol
That'll do me for today
