'Who me?'

'Who me?! I didn't change the channel while you were gone...nope...not me....never. Would this face lie?'

Tricksey little kitties'es!

Smokey a.k.a Momo

SMOKEY! Momo :)

Sooty a.k.a Soots and mummy's baby

SOOTY!! She's gorgeous. My baby ^.^

Bandit a.k.a Bandy cat

Isn't he the most handsome cat ever?!

Piccy Pic...I look all freckly >.<

WELLIES! Tuesday...back at work...

***ACE WELLIES!***

Check the wellies!

I got the 'best dressed camper award!' lol. Given to me by a very drunk man :s god bless!

Well that's one of the best pictures from Farmer Phils, the other I'll pop up after as it has me in it *vain* yep :) I look like a 'Scottish Widow' in the black one though. This picture was PRE-Kat-falling-in-the-hole-and-nearly-breaking-her-leg-only-to-be-rescued-by-the-ce-cream-man picture *takes a breath*

I don't think I've ever fallen in a hole before when drinking :s I know I go 'walks' and end up somewhere random and scary! I nearly walked home once (as in back to Devon!) and that was MAD! The drink started to wear off after about the 2nd hour going by. But I don't do things like that anymore :D nope...no sirree...

So what have I been doing this weekend you ask? Well, I shall tell thee:

Friday- I got a bit pissed, NOT at the Swan, but with Matt and Pru! It was great! I won pool baby, it was 2 against 1 aswell-kiss my ass! :P mwahaha. After me and Pru walked back to her car and she informed me of the 'yellow car' game. Which consists of punching someone when you see a yellow car-Odd? Yes.Extremely childish? Yes. My kind of game? Yes. I ended up with a bruised arm as I am shit at the game, so I decided it would be better if we just hit each other if ANYTHING yellow was spotted...

There was a woman wearing a massive yellow top, I was sweating with the effort of holding back to not go over and punch her *laughs wickedly* I felt so bad, there were rozzers* around the corner aswell and I don't think they'd understand the game too well and may lock me up >.<>

Saturday- I got a bit pissed, I went out with Colmo in the early afternoon and had a few drinks at the new Montgomery's bar! Which was nice :) he had lego-resisted the urge to rip open the bag and play with it...

Posting more later as I am not alone (looks round office) I miss my office to myself >.<

*rozzers=police

Alcohol+Kat=

Well here it is, I have a quiet moment so I can write this:

WHAT ALCOHOL MEANS TO ME:

Here's the break down,



Kat+Corona and Lime= VERY good mood !No headache or hangover. This is a good drink!

Kat+Amaretto and Coke=!!WARNING!! Frisk alert! Sex!! You're sweet ass is mine baby :p

Kat+Koppenberg=Lively to begin with, sleepy after. I'll wake p with a headache aswell.

Kat+Red Wine=Moody fucker! Headache in morning aswell as feelings of sickness

Kat+White Wine=Drunk as a skunk in 3 glasses! Lewd behaviour, loudness.No headache.

Kat+Carling=Heavy on the tummy, sluggish and sleepy after a few. Naggy-ness. No headache

Kat+San Miguel=Happy, Happy! This drink acts as energy! Passive-aggressive. No headache.

Kat+Stella=Too many and it's VIOLENCE! But only if provoked. Bad headache

Kat+Jack D's and Coke=Very good mood to begin-destructive! BIG HEADACHE



And there you have it! So now you know when to avoid me, and when to make a move on me!lol.



ALSO:



KWOTW for next week is: Sporadic



Tune in next time...may be another post later as I really do need to catch up on shit!