'Mirror, mirror on the wall...

...I won't be looking into you at all!'

Damn straight I won't!
I watched 'Mirrors' last night with Pru, was great! The only part I jumped at was the bloody pigeon flying across the screen! Feathery fucker scared me half to death :s

The best part for me was when this...um...lady was on and the dude saw her in the mirror, it was so funny! She was making all scary groany-noises and I was laughing my head off! Pru laughed aswell when at one stage the main character decided to do a classic stupid 'I'm going to go in there' type thing, as you get in all horror movies, I exclaimed 'Fuck that shit!' :D hahah

Damn well wouldn't catch me getting my ass in some scary old burned down mall thing, fuck that for a game of soldiers sweetheart.

FRIDAY: (Yes I know SATURDAY was above....)
I went out...it was GREAT :D
Gaz didn't come as he apparently had a 'headache' (I thought that was a womans excuse? hehe) so I went and met Mr.J and Ree and we mooched to the Swan. I had my favourite shoes on ('love those shoes!') and I looked rather schmart :) I did well on the Itbox on 'Deal or no Deal,' then we decided to have aboooout 7 Apple Sourz? I can't really recall just how many it was...hmmm...nope...no idea. I had 3 Koppenbergs aswell and...um....more too :/ BAD KAT!

So got drunk, had fun, won nowt on the Itbox, got chatted up by Kevin :s good help me and then walked home alone at 2:15am! I took off my heels and left them outside Ree's as I took a rest, forgot to pick them back up, carried on walking to Gaz's and then remembered and had to go back for them-D'oh! Then managed to get the keys in the door (really surprised there is any paint left on the door as I scraped the keys across it, trying desperately to get the key IN the hole.) I did a weird walk over to Poppet's tank, tapped on the glass, called him a 'fucking fuck,' told everything to 'be quiet' that I bumped into and then went to the loo. Gaz popped his head around the door. Apparently it sounded as if I had falled THROUGH the door and it had woken him up :s ooooopsy >.<; BAD KAT!

So then we went to bed, he got up in the middle of the night as I was snoring (I'm so attractive sometimes...) and stayed on the sofa, I woke up feeling as if a herd of wildebeast were using my head as a battering ram...oooooh....see above for what happened Saturday

SUNDAY: (Yes, I know I'm confusing)
I have one permenantly hard nipple, this is worrying. I cannot fathom why it is so but it's making my clothes look odd...I may cellotape it or something :S

I got up late after having played 'Scrabble' with Gaz last night (no euphanism there) and he won, 10 points ahead he was-I swear he cheated! I had words like 'Hempt' and 'Abused' and he had words like 'Cow' and 'Gone' so ladies and gents I think you'll find Mr.G is a dirty cheating scumball....love you dear ^.^*

Talking about ladies and gents...
Men can't laugh at a woman being funny, it just cannot happen-it is VERY annoying for us who are actually rathing charmingly witty [insert self-appraisal here please] I think I shall write something on this to see where mens brains shut off from us...I think it's somewhere along the 'Don't leave the loo seat up' and 'Please can you get me milk from the shops?'

Doing the quiz tonight, I hope we win!!

That's all for now!

Peace & Chicken Grease!