I'm going to scream and scream 'til I'm sick!

***ANGRY BLOG ALERT!***

Tuesday 28/10/08

I wish I could be like that woman from Hellboy and burst into flames! Grah >:D


I am absolutely pissed off today and want everyone to die in a ball of flame shot out from my eyes in some sort of wicked display of super powers

AAAAAAAAAAAH-OhexceptAlanRickman-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-Andmaybemymum-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And the woman that Jo is serving has a very very annoying voice, nasal in quality and I want to kill her too >:(

*Sigh*

I'm going to leave I think, I can't cope with people not listening to me. Sod them both, they can work together and get nowt done and I can go and hibernate all winter and then wake up in spring.

Bloody horsey people, why do they always sound like they have a ****up their arse?! Graaaah.

And I was in such a good mood earlier :(

'Mirror, mirror on the wall...

...I won't be looking into you at all!'

Damn straight I won't!
I watched 'Mirrors' last night with Pru, was great! The only part I jumped at was the bloody pigeon flying across the screen! Feathery fucker scared me half to death :s

The best part for me was when this...um...lady was on and the dude saw her in the mirror, it was so funny! She was making all scary groany-noises and I was laughing my head off! Pru laughed aswell when at one stage the main character decided to do a classic stupid 'I'm going to go in there' type thing, as you get in all horror movies, I exclaimed 'Fuck that shit!' :D hahah

Damn well wouldn't catch me getting my ass in some scary old burned down mall thing, fuck that for a game of soldiers sweetheart.

FRIDAY: (Yes I know SATURDAY was above....)
I went out...it was GREAT :D
Gaz didn't come as he apparently had a 'headache' (I thought that was a womans excuse? hehe) so I went and met Mr.J and Ree and we mooched to the Swan. I had my favourite shoes on ('love those shoes!') and I looked rather schmart :) I did well on the Itbox on 'Deal or no Deal,' then we decided to have aboooout 7 Apple Sourz? I can't really recall just how many it was...hmmm...nope...no idea. I had 3 Koppenbergs aswell and...um....more too :/ BAD KAT!

So got drunk, had fun, won nowt on the Itbox, got chatted up by Kevin :s good help me and then walked home alone at 2:15am! I took off my heels and left them outside Ree's as I took a rest, forgot to pick them back up, carried on walking to Gaz's and then remembered and had to go back for them-D'oh! Then managed to get the keys in the door (really surprised there is any paint left on the door as I scraped the keys across it, trying desperately to get the key IN the hole.) I did a weird walk over to Poppet's tank, tapped on the glass, called him a 'fucking fuck,' told everything to 'be quiet' that I bumped into and then went to the loo. Gaz popped his head around the door. Apparently it sounded as if I had falled THROUGH the door and it had woken him up :s ooooopsy >.<; BAD KAT!

So then we went to bed, he got up in the middle of the night as I was snoring (I'm so attractive sometimes...) and stayed on the sofa, I woke up feeling as if a herd of wildebeast were using my head as a battering ram...oooooh....see above for what happened Saturday

SUNDAY: (Yes, I know I'm confusing)
I have one permenantly hard nipple, this is worrying. I cannot fathom why it is so but it's making my clothes look odd...I may cellotape it or something :S

I got up late after having played 'Scrabble' with Gaz last night (no euphanism there) and he won, 10 points ahead he was-I swear he cheated! I had words like 'Hempt' and 'Abused' and he had words like 'Cow' and 'Gone' so ladies and gents I think you'll find Mr.G is a dirty cheating scumball....love you dear ^.^*

Talking about ladies and gents...
Men can't laugh at a woman being funny, it just cannot happen-it is VERY annoying for us who are actually rathing charmingly witty [insert self-appraisal here please] I think I shall write something on this to see where mens brains shut off from us...I think it's somewhere along the 'Don't leave the loo seat up' and 'Please can you get me milk from the shops?'

Doing the quiz tonight, I hope we win!!

That's all for now!

Peace & Chicken Grease!

No use crying over spilt milk

*Sigh* What a bastarding week! I am so bloody fed up

So this has been going on:

1, Living with Gaz
2, Feeling ill, grumpy and useless
3, General stupidness increase x 20!
4, Worry about work and life in general
5, Missing the cats so much it makes me sad
6, People pissing me off that normally wouldn't
7, Uncontrolled bursts of rage
8, Gained appetite

So in short this is the temporary (we hope) me

Cross, Fat, Hungry, Sad, Unreasonable.

I think I may see if I can get a little time off and go wandering off on my own and sort my head out. I'm getting really awkward and I don't want this to affect me and Gaz as a couple as he's okay really.

Even the spider doesn't bug me much anymore, the bloody thing comes out a lot more and I stop and have a talk with it-I think I'm missing the cats, this does NOT mean I'm going to get the bloody thing out and cuddle it though-I'll never play the piano again :D

I just want something to look after, I've lost my purpose (nearly wrote porpoise then! I wonder if you can get them as pets...hmmm....) because I have no real home (yeah I live with Gaz but it's not my home) and I am feeling useless and this is making me very short-tempered! I may go out tonight for a few and chill with the gang at the pub, that'll help hopefully. I really really hope noone pisses me off as I may combust!

I have to call Pru at some stage aswell :S sorry Pru's >.<

KWOTW'end

'I can't be arsed'

Well...KPOTW'end

Farewell! OLD POST FOUND and new one written

POST RECOVERED:


Thursday 9th



Konnichiwa ^.^



Last day in my flat tomorrow, ye gads! It's a bit of a scary concept really as I have been living there for a few years now and I shall miss it muchly :(



But-landlords are being cunts so I have to go really. I can't stand to live in a place where the wankers just waltz in as and when they like. I had though about putting some sort of 'trap' in the flat, like a friendly crossbow behind the door-but you guys know me, I am daft enough to walk into said trap and have my eye out-like poor 'Harold' did!

Okay so that was an old postage...

*NEW STUFFS*

15th October, Wednesday (MID WAY THROOOOUGH!)


KWOTW!! I HAVE A FEW!


Pegging
Glory holes
Crotchings!

These are EXCELLENT words and should be used up until next year-please go forth and spread such news to the masses :D

I am addicted to Bomberman, I would like a help clinic to be made please so I can have weekly meetings and learn to prize myself away from Bomberman L!ve

I am living with Gaz, things are going well. I am cooking and cleaning, he makes the occasional tea and coffe, he also provides much amusement when playing car games as I sit and watch him crash.

I haven't wanted to kill him yet, so I think I may keep him :)

That's all for now as I need to work-chow!

'I don't like Mondays'

SUB: In fact, I don't like ANY day without an 'S' in front of it.

Hey all!

Blog tiiiime.

Rod's gone from work, this means dear little me is going to be embroidering like a MOFO! I have cleaned the embroidery bay and tidied everything (I do NOT have OCD before anyone says...I just like things clean, okay!? :p nyah)

Okay so here are my random thoughts for the day:

• I LOVE CALVIN HARRIS! He makes me do a little sex wee in my pants. Especially listening to his uber nice voice (melts)
• Dizzee Rascal feat. Calvin Harris - Dance Wiv Me. Get that on your sound box now!! It's an order :)
• I realise I haven't blogged for a bit, I thought I would be doing this religiously-evidently I am not a good Catholic :/ ah well >.<
• I must start eating properly again, this spasmodic munching is no good!
• I have to worm the cats
• I can't remember where I've put my phone
• Noone will make me a coffee with 4 sugars in it
• I'M GOING TO SEE HARRY HILL LIVE!! OMFG

Okay, so now you know what's happening in my brain today.

I was on a trampoline for the best part of 30 minutes yesterday entertaining the kids in the garden. I also manned the BBQ and successfully managed to feed Me, Helen, Jo, Cressada, Simon (adults-although I'm not really sure I can be counted as one) Jack, Georgia, Georgina, Eddy and Lucy (3yrs) so it wasn't a complete fiasco! I am always good in a crisis :) not my own like, everyone else's I'm fine with though.

Speaking of crisis-

You may have noticed my minor melt down on MSN and Facebook and other places (along the lines of hysterically typing: 'I FUCKING HATE THINGS, JESUS WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE SO MUCH SHIT?!') and various other bouts of rage at life in general. It's mainly because my fucking 'tard of a letting agent has decided to be a cunt and cause me much stress. Oh Kat's not mad enough already so we'll just make her go even more mental, a'thank you!

This weekend was also my last one to drink, and I didn't get drunk! People are tiptoeing around me like I have had my child eaten by a raptor or something :S I'm not really that bad am I?

I have been a liiiiittle tetchy aswell recently, understandably though since I thought I was being evicted on friday (19th! Just gone) so I was growling and stuff. Poor Mr.G-unit has had it in the neck, but he does drive me mad! He is so bloody pedantic about things and I can feel the little tension muscle in my eye going when he does that and I feel as though I want to bite him in a very naughty place.

I have just been asked by Jo if I 'Like Harry Hill?' um...No not really, just going to go all the way to London to see him for the sake of travel really.....

That's all for now!!

Peace and Chicken Grease.

Kat x

Thursday! Mr.Griffiths is back tomorrow :) I'm so sad...

Thursday-My blood is up!

Oh my god I have not laughed in ages as much as I did last night! I rang Soph as I haven't heard/seen from her in an age or two so she picked me up, we sped off, went to hers and then back to mine! Whoop! Had a chinese from the Bamboo House which is THE best ever! I love the place :)



We watched Roadkill, which is a film I never tire of. 'Candy Cane.' It's a good film in my opinion. I whapped the laptop on and we were watching some random-ass stuff on there and laughing. Then I remembered something Gaz showed me (mind out of the gutter people!) and I said to her, 'You know me-I'm weird. Wanna see something funny as hell and promise you won't throw up?' and Soph being Soph...she said 'hell yeah!' so I typed in the following...



http://www.cakefarts.com/



Oh.my.god! How much does that crack me up!? What the FUCK type of sicko gets turned on by that?! Hahaha *is still laughing now* I shall forever remember the words, 'Do you know what I like most? Cake farts' and I think I shall have them engraved upon my tombstone :)

Okay...little far there-sometimes I don't know when to hold back :D



Also, what made me and Soph laugh a bit more was...



http://www.puddingfarts.com/



Oh.my.god again! (Not in a Helen from big brother type way of saying that-it is genuine astonishment!) Sophie's face when she saw that, I laughed so much I cried a bit-the poor cats didn't know what the hell was going on! Bandit 'had one on him' last night aswell and was being funny and running around the place making little 'roaaaaaarwmew' noises (I can only guess that meant 'beep beep' in cat language as he was vrooming about the place)



Yeah I had a few to drink, not many though! I was pretty good I have to say and I was in work for half 7! Yeah!! I have done a fair bit aswell. I also have a TAX REBATE! Get the hell in my pants! I have money to go to Drayton Manor now, I am so happy! I think I can afford the tattoo aswell now, which is good as I was a tad worried.

Mini-rant:

My ex fiance *spits* came in, yes the painfully good looking one with the monster trucks and he got a quote on garments from me because he now has his own business *whoop for you dear -_-;* and he did my head in because he gave me Emma's number and then he got mine off her to text me!! He said 'is that all I'm going to hear from you?' What do you want Steve? For me to say, 'I'm in love with you still, after all this time and I want you back,' because that would be a lie. All I see when I look at you is the cunt that hurt me years ago and while I don't punch you in the face if I see you that does not mean inside me I don't want to rip your juggular out.



There's a great quote somewhere in the book 'Hannibal' my Thomas Harris that says



'He has the ability to appreciate the leg and also note the weak parts in the hamstring,' or something to that effect. This is me.



Okay, so I feel a liiiiittle tetchy today. I have a terrible headache and I am in need of some TLC-cue Gaz coming back tomorrow from holiday :D yay!



I did actually miss him while he was away, which is weird. I didn't miss my ex that much when he went away (and I was with him 3 years!) I don't think this means anything very important, it could be the fact that I'm feeling low and need companionship or something (I sounds like I'm talking about a bloody dog!lol





That'll do me for today

Everyone know's me-but why? DOPPELGANGER!

THURSDAY

Today I sat and thought, 'Why the hell does everyone know me everywhere I go!?' and I mean everywhere aswell! I went on a mini-break to Springfield and people knew me there, then Abber, people knew me there, Birmingham, people knew me there...could it be I am actually the new Truman Show? If so-what the hell is wrong with you people!? >.<

Seriously, it's a liiiittle freaky how everywhere I seem to go people know me and come and chat to me. Now, I am a naturally friendly little lady (5'3-bless) and I love talking to people, but recently it's becoming harder to talk to people because there's so fucking many of them! I have NO idea where I know half of them from and this worries me. I went out last night and some woman said, 'Oh that's Kat! I gotta say hell I haven't seen her since that episode in Reflex...' Say WHUT?! There was no episode in Reflex...was there? I'm sure there is someone out there that looks exactly the same and acts the same aswell!!

WHO ARE YOU?!

Okay, so I'm a little tired today after being out all pissing night (more on this later as my brain is slowly going into *sleep* mode at work-which is bad!) Mr.G is on holiday and this means I have the quiz on Sunday with his mum and dad! I hope Bob (his brother) comes aswell as I like him-he funny :D plus then I can laugh at him using his hands to express himself, that was so funny when he tried to draw a cross :)

I was meant to be going to watch Travis at le weekend...but I aint going! I am brassic this week and I had a tattoo to pay for on Saturday and I have to *have* it aswell :/ yikes! I'm a little worried, my last one was about February? Or maybe not...christ how long ago WAS it? It may have been last year-jesus! If anyone actually knows can they email me? :/

So I'm having my ninja kitty tattoo which is going to hurt like a MOFO as it has a lot of black in it :'( but then I am a glutton for punishment ;) a bit of pain never hurt anyone :p

That's this shitty entry done as I can't think of anything else to say and I have just smudged ink up my cheek and need to get it off before people think I've been sleeping on the desk...no scurb that...*know* I've been sleeping on the desk

I'm all alooooone at work :(