No Halloweening for me

Thursday 30/10/08

No halloweening for me tomorrow, this makes me very sad inside. Me and Pru would only have a couple of hours anyway and I need more than that to run around in a very mad manner. So I will not be doing anything remotely halloweeny now, which is very sad for me.
Gaz also promised that we'd go to Thorpe Park...that isn't happening-so...bit fucking fed up to be honest with you.

TODAY:

God I was so immensely pissed off at the new pc for work-but did anyone care? Nope! It drives me up the pissing wall because I know for a fact that it's been set up all wrong, it doesn't have error message after error message for no good reason-I mean maybe in the grand scheme of things an error message (by some really weird coincidence) actually means there is a fucking ERROR!!!

I have been speaking like a computer to Pru aswell. I was discussing who I would like to Ctrl+Alt+Delete and then who I would like to ESCAPE from...I think maybe my brain needs a time out....mmmm....time outs...I haven't had one of those bugger for years!

I enjoyed doing 'credit control' today and ringing customers and yelling on answer machines about them owing money. One guy came in about 3 hours after I left the message to pay in PERSON rather than send a cheque-the power of Kat that is. I didn't enjoy the phone call I had earlier in the day though which went along the lines of,

'So...you print and embroider things?'
'Yes we do. Is there anything I can help you with at all?'
'Well that sounds promising! And your name is?'
'Uh...Kat'
'C or a K?'
'It's a K. Now can I help you with anything or-?'
'Oh yeah, sorry! I'd like a quote and stuff'
'Okay. Printing or embroidering? Logo?'
'Well...I haven't decided yet...'
'Well, I'm afraid I can't really help you then'
'So,uh, if I came in and took my shirt off for you-would you embroider it?'
'We don't do items less than 10 I'm afraid, there would be a surcharge'
'So, uh, you wouldn't want me to take my shirt off?'
'As I said-there would be a surcharge for embroidering a single-'
'I'm actually trying to flirt with you'
'Oh were you? I do apologise.'
'Is that it?'
'Yes-oh one more thing-sod off. Have a nice day.'

I have an idea which company he was from and needless to say I shall be making very sure that I mention the call when I next see them...

Oh the joys of being me sometimes....fucking wankers

Halloween!! The 'citement is brewing! RANDOM POST

Actually...mentioning brewing...I realise we have no sugar for my tea....hmmm....this means another Red Bull of course you realise!

Just rambling to myself as is the norm. If noone listens that's okay, they may be missing out on important things in life! Life lessons from Kat...yep...maybe they aren't missing out at all.

I wonder how long it's going to take for me to go completely mad.

Random thoughts throughout the day written down when I say/think them:

I HAVEN'T PASSED THE FUCKING MESSAGE ON, BECAUSE HE'S NOT BEEN IN!
Christ on a fucking bike! Do people have nothing better to do than to ring me and leave inane messages!? FUCK OFF!

Have a nice day :)

What is a Marmoset? Is it a meerkat or a monkey? I've forgotten

SNOWBALLS! YAAAAY :D

I want a snow pony....not a snow man please.

I'M GOING TO MORRISON'S DRESSED AS A PIRATE!!

Gaz got me a costume and everything :)

He can shiver my timbers any day ;)

Red bull....is bad

I'm going to scream and scream 'til I'm sick!

***ANGRY BLOG ALERT!***

Tuesday 28/10/08

I wish I could be like that woman from Hellboy and burst into flames! Grah >:D


I am absolutely pissed off today and want everyone to die in a ball of flame shot out from my eyes in some sort of wicked display of super powers

AAAAAAAAAAAH-OhexceptAlanRickman-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-Andmaybemymum-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And the woman that Jo is serving has a very very annoying voice, nasal in quality and I want to kill her too >:(

*Sigh*

I'm going to leave I think, I can't cope with people not listening to me. Sod them both, they can work together and get nowt done and I can go and hibernate all winter and then wake up in spring.

Bloody horsey people, why do they always sound like they have a ****up their arse?! Graaaah.

And I was in such a good mood earlier :(

'Mirror, mirror on the wall...

...I won't be looking into you at all!'

Damn straight I won't!
I watched 'Mirrors' last night with Pru, was great! The only part I jumped at was the bloody pigeon flying across the screen! Feathery fucker scared me half to death :s

The best part for me was when this...um...lady was on and the dude saw her in the mirror, it was so funny! She was making all scary groany-noises and I was laughing my head off! Pru laughed aswell when at one stage the main character decided to do a classic stupid 'I'm going to go in there' type thing, as you get in all horror movies, I exclaimed 'Fuck that shit!' :D hahah

Damn well wouldn't catch me getting my ass in some scary old burned down mall thing, fuck that for a game of soldiers sweetheart.

FRIDAY: (Yes I know SATURDAY was above....)
I went out...it was GREAT :D
Gaz didn't come as he apparently had a 'headache' (I thought that was a womans excuse? hehe) so I went and met Mr.J and Ree and we mooched to the Swan. I had my favourite shoes on ('love those shoes!') and I looked rather schmart :) I did well on the Itbox on 'Deal or no Deal,' then we decided to have aboooout 7 Apple Sourz? I can't really recall just how many it was...hmmm...nope...no idea. I had 3 Koppenbergs aswell and...um....more too :/ BAD KAT!

So got drunk, had fun, won nowt on the Itbox, got chatted up by Kevin :s good help me and then walked home alone at 2:15am! I took off my heels and left them outside Ree's as I took a rest, forgot to pick them back up, carried on walking to Gaz's and then remembered and had to go back for them-D'oh! Then managed to get the keys in the door (really surprised there is any paint left on the door as I scraped the keys across it, trying desperately to get the key IN the hole.) I did a weird walk over to Poppet's tank, tapped on the glass, called him a 'fucking fuck,' told everything to 'be quiet' that I bumped into and then went to the loo. Gaz popped his head around the door. Apparently it sounded as if I had falled THROUGH the door and it had woken him up :s ooooopsy >.<; BAD KAT!

So then we went to bed, he got up in the middle of the night as I was snoring (I'm so attractive sometimes...) and stayed on the sofa, I woke up feeling as if a herd of wildebeast were using my head as a battering ram...oooooh....see above for what happened Saturday

SUNDAY: (Yes, I know I'm confusing)
I have one permenantly hard nipple, this is worrying. I cannot fathom why it is so but it's making my clothes look odd...I may cellotape it or something :S

I got up late after having played 'Scrabble' with Gaz last night (no euphanism there) and he won, 10 points ahead he was-I swear he cheated! I had words like 'Hempt' and 'Abused' and he had words like 'Cow' and 'Gone' so ladies and gents I think you'll find Mr.G is a dirty cheating scumball....love you dear ^.^*

Talking about ladies and gents...
Men can't laugh at a woman being funny, it just cannot happen-it is VERY annoying for us who are actually rathing charmingly witty [insert self-appraisal here please] I think I shall write something on this to see where mens brains shut off from us...I think it's somewhere along the 'Don't leave the loo seat up' and 'Please can you get me milk from the shops?'

Doing the quiz tonight, I hope we win!!

That's all for now!

Peace & Chicken Grease!

No use crying over spilt milk

*Sigh* What a bastarding week! I am so bloody fed up

So this has been going on:

1, Living with Gaz
2, Feeling ill, grumpy and useless
3, General stupidness increase x 20!
4, Worry about work and life in general
5, Missing the cats so much it makes me sad
6, People pissing me off that normally wouldn't
7, Uncontrolled bursts of rage
8, Gained appetite

So in short this is the temporary (we hope) me

Cross, Fat, Hungry, Sad, Unreasonable.

I think I may see if I can get a little time off and go wandering off on my own and sort my head out. I'm getting really awkward and I don't want this to affect me and Gaz as a couple as he's okay really.

Even the spider doesn't bug me much anymore, the bloody thing comes out a lot more and I stop and have a talk with it-I think I'm missing the cats, this does NOT mean I'm going to get the bloody thing out and cuddle it though-I'll never play the piano again :D

I just want something to look after, I've lost my purpose (nearly wrote porpoise then! I wonder if you can get them as pets...hmmm....) because I have no real home (yeah I live with Gaz but it's not my home) and I am feeling useless and this is making me very short-tempered! I may go out tonight for a few and chill with the gang at the pub, that'll help hopefully. I really really hope noone pisses me off as I may combust!

I have to call Pru at some stage aswell :S sorry Pru's >.<

KWOTW'end

'I can't be arsed'

Well...KPOTW'end

Farewell! OLD POST FOUND and new one written

POST RECOVERED:


Thursday 9th



Konnichiwa ^.^



Last day in my flat tomorrow, ye gads! It's a bit of a scary concept really as I have been living there for a few years now and I shall miss it muchly :(



But-landlords are being cunts so I have to go really. I can't stand to live in a place where the wankers just waltz in as and when they like. I had though about putting some sort of 'trap' in the flat, like a friendly crossbow behind the door-but you guys know me, I am daft enough to walk into said trap and have my eye out-like poor 'Harold' did!

Okay so that was an old postage...

*NEW STUFFS*

15th October, Wednesday (MID WAY THROOOOUGH!)


KWOTW!! I HAVE A FEW!


Pegging
Glory holes
Crotchings!

These are EXCELLENT words and should be used up until next year-please go forth and spread such news to the masses :D

I am addicted to Bomberman, I would like a help clinic to be made please so I can have weekly meetings and learn to prize myself away from Bomberman L!ve

I am living with Gaz, things are going well. I am cooking and cleaning, he makes the occasional tea and coffe, he also provides much amusement when playing car games as I sit and watch him crash.

I haven't wanted to kill him yet, so I think I may keep him :)

That's all for now as I need to work-chow!

'I don't like Mondays'

SUB: In fact, I don't like ANY day without an 'S' in front of it.

Hey all!

Blog tiiiime.

Rod's gone from work, this means dear little me is going to be embroidering like a MOFO! I have cleaned the embroidery bay and tidied everything (I do NOT have OCD before anyone says...I just like things clean, okay!? :p nyah)

Okay so here are my random thoughts for the day:

• I LOVE CALVIN HARRIS! He makes me do a little sex wee in my pants. Especially listening to his uber nice voice (melts)
• Dizzee Rascal feat. Calvin Harris - Dance Wiv Me. Get that on your sound box now!! It's an order :)
• I realise I haven't blogged for a bit, I thought I would be doing this religiously-evidently I am not a good Catholic :/ ah well >.<
• I must start eating properly again, this spasmodic munching is no good!
• I have to worm the cats
• I can't remember where I've put my phone
• Noone will make me a coffee with 4 sugars in it
• I'M GOING TO SEE HARRY HILL LIVE!! OMFG

Okay, so now you know what's happening in my brain today.

I was on a trampoline for the best part of 30 minutes yesterday entertaining the kids in the garden. I also manned the BBQ and successfully managed to feed Me, Helen, Jo, Cressada, Simon (adults-although I'm not really sure I can be counted as one) Jack, Georgia, Georgina, Eddy and Lucy (3yrs) so it wasn't a complete fiasco! I am always good in a crisis :) not my own like, everyone else's I'm fine with though.

Speaking of crisis-

You may have noticed my minor melt down on MSN and Facebook and other places (along the lines of hysterically typing: 'I FUCKING HATE THINGS, JESUS WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE SO MUCH SHIT?!') and various other bouts of rage at life in general. It's mainly because my fucking 'tard of a letting agent has decided to be a cunt and cause me much stress. Oh Kat's not mad enough already so we'll just make her go even more mental, a'thank you!

This weekend was also my last one to drink, and I didn't get drunk! People are tiptoeing around me like I have had my child eaten by a raptor or something :S I'm not really that bad am I?

I have been a liiiiittle tetchy aswell recently, understandably though since I thought I was being evicted on friday (19th! Just gone) so I was growling and stuff. Poor Mr.G-unit has had it in the neck, but he does drive me mad! He is so bloody pedantic about things and I can feel the little tension muscle in my eye going when he does that and I feel as though I want to bite him in a very naughty place.

I have just been asked by Jo if I 'Like Harry Hill?' um...No not really, just going to go all the way to London to see him for the sake of travel really.....

That's all for now!!

Peace and Chicken Grease.

Kat x