SATURDAY
Robyn, 'Handle me' I LOVE THAT SONG!! I've had 2 friends say it's like me (the song, not her-thank god!! Otherwise they'd be EX-friends.)
Have you seen the 'BROWS' on the woman? Fuck me sideways they are like two caterpillars mating when she wiggles 'em!
Got up...late....went out....late. Saw Colin (a.k.a Uber Emo!lol JOKE!!) was up town and so I mooched down to Curios to see Simon and get my wages, yummy money! Then I hear a, 'Hey-Kat!' and it's Uber Emo himself!hehe. We got to the Shrewsbury for a quick beveraaage-I fry his head, poor man.
Realised the 'you're my twin' comment was a tad daft as he is older than me, but I was never one for maths after all.
I have this weird new drink called Koppenburg(?) Ree's got me drinking it. 'Summer Fruits' version. Me likey! Coling leaves and I go and meander, I can't be seen to be drinking on my own...not that much of an alcoholic juuust yet! I go for a little walk, get credit, listen to MP3 player, chat to a few people I know then call Simon as he's left Curio's. He informs me that it's my Cousin Daniel (Architect..not as in the band!) so Caz (Aunty) Bob (Uncle-everyone's got one!hehe) Charlotte (Dan's sister) and some Business tycoon that they know (sometimes it worries me how well connected my dad's side is...not synapse-wise though!) I'm immediately encouraged by my father to 'Tart myself up,' hopefully attracting Mr.Tycoon's eye! (*Shakes head*) knowing my luck he'd look like a fucking Racoon...
So I decide I'm fine as I am and then go meet Si at the Shrewsbury (I've just waked from there!) we have a few there, go to the Hole in the Wall, see Kelv and then have a few more. Get to the 'Wheat Sheaf' in town (not Frankwell) meet a few of dads friends then we went to the Lion and Tap (saw Alan, drunk as purr usual-LOVE Alan!lol) then we go to the Hop and Friar and then finally 'The Crown.' The rest of the family are celebrating Dan's Birthday at the Peach tree (sure it's called 'peach' as the bummers own it or something?) so we wait for them...adn wait...and wait....then I get bored (as I usually do) I also decide I've had enough of weird men trying to 'maul' me and give me their number...so I give them Simons! HAHA.
Decide I want to go and see Gaz, I've been 'annoying' him for most of the night, as is my nature. No idea why (grin) honest! So I trundle up the road in a straight line and hum to myself the songs on my MP3 Player. I have the Zen 'Stone' one, it's small, shiny and black. It's got anti-shock, anti-shower, anti-scratch...so pretty much 'anti-me,' which is good as I have a weird penchant for taking electrical items into the bathroom with me and they get...uh...'broken'
I'm no Emo though, none of that 'throw the radio in the bath so I can die with my music' lark thank you. I love the way they are 'individual,' when every single sodding one of them is trying to 'off' themselves in some way. The word 'Lemming' springs to mind...
Hey, now that's a fun idea! Why not Re-make 'Lemmings' the game, but make them Emo's instead! They can all just traipse along after each other with their stupid side fringes moaning! I'll do some voice over's, main words will be:
'My family hates me so much they tried to sell me on Ebay'
'No-one understands me'
'I live, therefore am depressed'
'I love Fallout Boy'
'I have no friends, only blogs'
'My mother drank while I was in the womb'
There we go! I'll patent that, thank you!
Anyway...I've gone off on a random sprawl again! My brain just spits stuff out and I write it! Like Mr.Brand.
So I go to Gaz's, annoy him by being incredibly cute when drunk (dare you to deny it!) then leave Sunday morning (I swear to god all I do is clean up Star Burst!! *see earlier blog*)
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