Points (of authority) for this week

Points to remember this week:

1, You are off work, so start to sort the attic
2, Paint the window sills
3, Try and figure out where to put your painting
4, Remember to confirm the time of your tattoo
5, Start to work out incomings and outgoings
6, Try and stay away from your booze cabinet
7, When 6 doesn't work because 5 has depressed you don't forget to-Buy new bottle of Jack D's
8, When 7 needs to be repeated more than 3 times start arranging AA meetings
9, Fix sink
10, Get someone else to fix the mess you made of fixing the sink